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    Chaff, 1974-06-07
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    POLITICAL

    Politicians and the media in New Zealand, have held
    an extremely wary[...]e television has become a family
    institution.

    I

    The Labour Party Conference revealed the frigidity of
    the relationship when the humourless Labour Party
    hierachy took offense at[...]rd’s recent claims
    of political interference in the media it was
    appallingly mismanaged from a public[...]to who. Politicians claims of
    unfair treatment by the media are reminiscent of the
    jilted bride.

    After all thetop men to become television.

    performers. After all[...]returns.

    Wellington has recently been witnessing the disgusting
    spectacle of two aspiring politicians,[...]CHAFF'GOES

    THE ‘PHANTOM’ REVISITED

    Dear Sir,

    It’s funny how some people have long memories. The last
    couple of issues of CHAFF contained letters[...]almost a year ago.
    Unfortunately the public has a strong desire to >
    believe they have got leaders at the helm and not
    Machiavellian politicians and while this situation
    exists .the ridiculous games between Press and
    politicians wi[...]ming

    Chaff, this issue, welcomes a new member to the
    staff, Alan Hall. Toad has left Prof. Oliver’s ivory
    tower history world for the preferable life of Chaff
    reporter. The editor and he are old comrades in arms,

    As one w[...]ad been, a
    Catholic.

    (b) He was not pressured by the Jesus Freaks, nor were
    any of the staff or their acquaintances associated with the
    Freaks. In fact we didn’t get any response from them all
    year.

    (c) The ‘bleeping’ of the Phantom letter was not part of a
    prudish Patricia Bartlett-type plot on the part of the
    Editor. In its original form, the Phantom letter was ranker
    than anything that has appeared in this year’s[...]such would only have been completely censored by the
    Wanganui Chronicle who print CHAFF. All student
    e[...]h problems from time to time;
    you may remember in the last issue of CHAFF the present
    Editor noted that he could not print an a[...]es editor: Alan Hall
    Photographer: Murray Seator

    The editor wishes to name (maim?) the
    following people, brushing a tear from his
    eye, a[...]Barbara Frings,
    Brian Gilchrist, Don McLeod, and the chick
    wot gave Steve the poetry.



    Editedfpr and on behalf of the Massey University Students’
    Association, Privat[...]ow a
    vastly different policy to this year’s. On the whole we
    printed what students gave us and used s[...]rseas student newspapers.

    What seems to me to be the greatest difference between
    CHAFF’73 and ’74 is the layout and graphics. These are
    of marginal importance and should rightly be left up to
    the Editor’s discretion.‘ What matters is whether[...]rmed and able to express their views, not
    whether the Editor prefers Barry MacKenzie cartoons or

    ‘La[...]be independent of Exec. and
    pressure groups like the Freaks he should also be
    independent of other ill[...]le who cry ‘censorship’ without understanding the

    other issues involved.



    “Gosh, I’m so corrupt, and you’re rea y
    swell to take it the way you do’.”

    Page Two Friday 7th june 1974[...]REPLY TO BANDIT

    Dear Sir,



    Speaking from the flushed lips of a much abused pussy
    whose fur has been rubbed the wrong way, Iwould like to
    protest about the'statement contained in the recent edition
    of CHAFF within an article titled[...]” In this it is alleged that certain members of the
    “Streak-a-Light” cast would not perform for the evenings
    show unless the cast party was paid for out of Drama Club
    funds.[...]pot was being passed around for contributions to the
    cast party.

    3. The treasurer was asked for a donation from the nights’
    takings towards the cast party.

    4. Not being forthcoming a loan was[...]plays, revues) are of a
    purely voluntary nature, the time, personal effort and
    energy contributed by the cast is of siginificant
    proportions. I personally feel that the reported action Would
    not be in accord with the generous natures of such people.
    During the few such activities I have been involved in, the

    spirit of giving by the cast of themselves has been the .

    outstanding feature.

    Treasurer type people, s[...]esworth, seem, at
    times, to be more interested in the takings than giving. Still
    as an old salt once said “He who passes into the wind, gets .

    n

    Yours in meowtest,
    M(shut up Mil[...]extramural students, to
    thank you for getting out the May issue in time to catch
    some of us on campus. This is one of the few opportunities
    we extramurals have’of sharin[...]r is
    perfect, but Chaff is still entertaining, to the point and
    educational which is more than can be s[...]it light. We are too busy learning already.

    Keep the scatology to a minimum. I know it spices the
    letters, etc, but it can be an almighty bore. It can also
    damage the paper’s credibility for the unitrated.

    5"!"

    Chaff is still reasonably light[...]cially Auckland could lose. Credibility
    suffers - the public become confused and buy one.
    Capping mags.[...]to a moral.

    2. Capping mags can’t compete with the glossies. This

    type of competition means that the magazine loses .

    local colour and the essential folkiness for local appeal.
    It may have[...]fore Penthouse and Oui
    came along but, as you say the traditional marketphas
    been invaded so you must provide what the glossies
    cannot. -

    If I remember right Masskerade was thethe time for a more rational Masskerade policy[...]
    [...]er of gratitude to those who helped me in
    passing the motion for the return of tobacco on campus.

    Firstly I would like to thank Henry Beex (who arrived late
    at the SGM) and Al Corban (who didn’t even turn up) for
    assisting in the illegal sale of cigarettes on campus, and my
    seco[...]thanks to those beautiful people who
    turned up at the SGM, smokers and non-smokers, who
    voted in favour of the motion. Also my thanks to Martin
    Borman, Peter Sn[...]uth’s recent billboard headline suggesting that the
    Japanese recruitment drive for New Zealand girls[...]and of which orgiastic capers.

    We also learn of the visitors gay who’ve arrived from over
    the waters with money to burn and organs to play to seek
    l’amour with our daughters.

    But to criticise deeply the games that occur in the “sack”
    or over the table, to impute by repute, that our girls would
    defer to the Geishas is hardly a fable.

    One wonders, if when[...]lly entwined in this
    extremely pleasant communion the thought will arise that
    this act was designed to become the semen’s union?!

    A.G.



    PLASTIC POLLUTION



    Dear Editor:

    Why do Massey Students support the sale of non refillable
    Bic pens at the student shop? This is nothing but
    thoughtless, wasteful consumerism, which helps to increase
    the growing problem of plastic pollution.

    Couldn’t the Massey emblem be put on a refillable pen?
    Ken Oak[...]Sir,

    I and my co-horts are what I consider to be the epitomy of
    you “Apathetic students.” - (sorry about theThe Jesus Freaks of Massey” dare you interfere with[...]duced. (I know you’re out there
    Alex J

    This is the voice of the common people, determined to

    ,stand up and be co[...]and all who sail in her. Great stuff lads and now the dead
    shits (subsitute the correct word and take 2 marks) are
    down don’t hesitate to put the, boot in, ass in, finger in.

    It is with great so[...]e
    at Varsity I have had no dealings with CHAFF or the
    Drunken Bums who sail in her.

    Make every week Bo[...]h Society. (Love you A.J.)

    Your undying servants
    The revered
    College St abodes



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    ' POLITICAL
    PRISONER
    , IN MALAYSIA

    In the early hours of 17ebruary 27 this year Mr Khoo Ee
    Liam was arrested by the security police at his family home
    in Kuala‘Lumpur, the capital of Malaysia.

    Khoo Ee Liam was a private student at the University of
    Canterbury from 1968 to 1971. In 1970 he served on the
    executive of the University of Canterbury Students’
    Association.[...]Khoo at Canterbury say he
    was a popular figure on the campus, who was highly
    respected for his concern for the well being of his fellow
    students. Khoo returned[...]eased on his father’s
    recognisance.

    As soon as the New Zealand University Students’
    Association heard of Khoo’s arrest it contacted the New
    Zealand Ministry of Foreign Affairs which undertook to get
    the New Zealand High Commission in Malaysia to make
    enquiries about Khoo.

    NZUSA also tried to contact the Malaysian High
    Commissioner, Mr. Jack de Silva, t[...]refused to talk to
    NZUSA and later complained to the Ministry of Foreign
    Affairs that NZUSA's Internat[...]haw, had “threatened” one of his staff; '

    At the end of April Mr. David Cuthbert, a senior NZUSA
    o[...]umpur in an attempt to find out
    from officials of the Malaysian Ministry of Home Affairs
    why Khoo had been arrested. Despite several requests from
    the new Zealand High Commission for an interview with Mr
    Cuthbert, the Ministry of Home Affairs refused to see him.

    The Charges Against Khoo

    Three months after Khoo‘s arrest the charges against him

    became known. These charges[...]terbury University he
    “actively participated in the activities of the pro—Peking
    New Zealand/China Friendship Society and was in close
    association with known members of the New Zealand
    Communist Party.”

    2. That while in the same University “he in collaboration
    with two pro-Communist elements in New Zealand
    attempted tojoin the Malayan National Liberation
    Army of Malaysia:”[...]ns indulged
    in serious discussion with members of the
    pro-Peking/Australia China Friendship Society in order
    to enhance his knowledge and belief in the Communists

    ideology.”

    What these charges reveal is that the Malaysian Government
    has become frantic in its efforts to control the activities,
    and the thoughts, of its citizens studying overseas. It is clear
    that one of the aims behind Khoo‘s arrest is to intimidate
    Mala[...]ence.

    Last September, after Mr de Silva attacked the Eastern
    Cultural Concert which was staged at several New Zealand
    universities by the Chinese Language Club at .Otago
    University, the 'Acting Vice-Chancellor of Victoria

    University,[...]. Campbell stated:

    “It should be made clear to the Malaysian Government that
    overseas and New Zealan[...]niversities, to political views of all shades. If the
    Malaysian Government wishes Malaysian students to be
    sheltered from such exposure it cannot look to the
    universities of this country to provide higher ed[...]l concluded that de Silva’s
    statement attacking the Cultural Concert smacked strongly

    Page Four Friday 7th June 1974



    of the sort of intimidation to which New Zealand
    univers[...]of widely differing political
    opinions belong to the NZ China Socie=:y, and the Associate
    Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr J. A. Walding, is the patron
    of the society’s Manawatu branch.

    Long History of Interference and [nitimidation

    The charges against Khoo seem ridiculous, but they have a
    particularly frightening meaning when placed in the context
    of past attempts by the Malaysian Government, through its
    High Commission[...]it was quite possible that a foreign
    power (i.e. the People’s Republic of China) was behind the

    “subversion” and that the New Zealand Communist Party A

    was involved. He also said that active participation in the
    Eastern Cultural Concert “would constitute acti[...]ion in a political movement aimed at
    overthrowing the constitution of our country and the rule
    of law". Malaysian students organisations NZ[...]ors refuted de Silva‘s allegations. In December
    the Malaysian Prime Minister, Tun Razak, admitted in the
    Malaysian Parliament that there was no specific evidence
    for de Silva’s allegations.

    In April 1971 the “Manawatu Evening Standard” reported
    that a s[...]iversity. This student said he had
    been told that the Malaysian Government had given $1500
    to a Malaysi[...]tudents Association.

    Alick Shaw



    In June 1969 the Director of the Malaysian Students

    Department of the Malaysian High Commission to
    Australian and New Z[...]ckland University
    telling them to break away from the existing
    Malaysian-Singaporean Students Association to form
    associations exclusively for Malasians. Although the
    overwhelming majority of members of the Auckland MSSA
    voted not to‘ form separate assoc[...]lly formed in Auckland and granted recognition by
    the Malaysian High Commission. This meant that any.
    Malaysian student who wanted to liase with the High
    Commission for any reason was obliged to join the separate.
    Malaysian Students Association. ,

    What[...]that foreign students in New Zealand should
    enjoy the same rights as New Zealand students, you can
    help[...]w Zealand universities’
    affairs and calling for the immediate release of Khoo Ee "

    Liam :

    WRITE to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Parliament
    Buildings, Wellington, calling for an end to the political
    surveillance of Malaysian students by the Malaysian High
    Commission; requesting the New Zealand Government’s
    protection for oversea[...]country; and calling
    for New Zealand to press for the release of Khoo Ee Liam
    and all other Malaysian p[...]ion of overseas students in New

    Zealand, and for the release of Khoo Ee Liam.

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    CHAFF
    [...]they could ‘do a better job
    of running some of the more mundane services that the
    Association provides than that which is already being done.



    O.K. Well here’s your chance to take part. The three
    positions below are all vacant at present a[...]to do as well you know.

    DIRECTOR’S THOUGHTS ON THE SIGNIFICANCE OF

    THE FORTHCOMING ARTS COUNCIL MEETING

    The last meeting of Council was February 22,‘ a long time ago. The
    meeting was part successful.moro as a rubber stamp for the national
    programme. The first term has seen the successful implementation
    of the programme. This involves the tour of Quincy Conserve, tour
    of the Amamus Theatre Group, the Sonic Circus, tour of the
    American Prints Exhibition, tour of the Indian Cultural Group,
    performances of the Aboriginal Dance Group and new Argot.
    Additional[...]constituents e.g.
    Otag’s Capping, together with the necessary political band
    waggoning, preparing submissions on this and that, and making the
    discount scheme operational.

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    CHA[...]plications‘ are invited for nine (9) members on the
    M.U.S.A. Welfare Committee.

    This committee repre[...]one interested in these positions should apply to the
    Secretary by 5.00 p.m. on WEDNESDAY, 12 JUNE, 197[...]MMODATION COMMITTEE

    Applications are invited for the position of Chairman of the
    Accommodation Committee for 1974. ’ '

    Applications should be handed to the Secretary not later
    than 5.00 p.m. on WEDNESDAY. 12 JUNE, 1974.

    Further information may be obtained from the Secretary or
    from Mr. O’Leary.

    DISCIPLINARY CO[...]a position as Students’
    Association nominee on the Disciplinary Committee for the
    remainder of 1974.

    This committee is a sub-committee of Professorial Board,
    and deals with breaches of the University Regulations (c.g.
    parkmg, unpaid fees,[...]ested in this position should apply in
    writing to the Secretary by 5.00 p.m. on WEDNESDAY, 12
    JUNE, 197[...]n be obtained from any Executive
    member.

    Now for the meeting; if constituents were disappointed with Arts
    Council in the first term. then let us realise. it is a problem[...]airly clearly stated
    in Arts Council meetings. If the Council commits it‘s national office
    to a’ ce[...]then let‘s remedy this at this coming meeting. The national office
    was and will be fully worked. But the effect of this work is in the
    constituents hands. There can, be no rccriminations if the Council
    commits its workers to a public promotion[...]d bcttcr.

    I would like every cultural council in the country to discuss this
    matter prior to the meeting.

    On the matter of the second term: you will see that at present we
    have projected only two activities. This will be the month long tour
    of the Australian Performing Group andrthe tour of Sonny[...]thc. These matters can be finally decided upon at
    the meeting. Please _ don’t be alarmed at ' this de[...]ese activities. . - ' - -' '

    More importantly is the time it will .allow for general activism on
    campuses. I feel that the second tour should emphasise the role of
    cultural councils on campustogcthci with regional activities created
    through the regional councils. Cultural Affairs Officers Won‘t be up
    to their eyeballs in national programmes to the detriment of their
    own-campuses. We at central of[...]greater role in supplying a need springing from, the campus. At
    present we are compiling a report on cultural facilities on campuses
    throughout the country, with avicw to finance and, development of
    such. We see this as a priority function of the nationalbody. It is in
    the interests of all constituents that areas of neglect are attacked
    with a collective front. Only then will the potential of thc student
    community he realised. There is a need to society for the arts to be
    seen as relevant to ‘a developing co[...]t community got to
    realising theculturallbasis of the campus. What facilities do we have
    to provide for such a culture. How can the arts assist in recognising
    this culture. Do we no[...]rm; sortie
    have seen very little of Arts Council. The point to bear in mind is
    that the national resources havc been fully committed. No[...]ould attempt what has come out of Arts
    Council in the space of two months. liowcver it somehow worked
    and credibility is high in the arts world. This is important.

    I would like constituents to bear in mind the spectrum of events
    that takes place to bring an event to you. Take the Shirkhande tour.
    Initially intineraries had to be planned, financial deals negotiated
    etc. months prior to the tour. Given success, the arrangements are
    made viz booking venues, travel, accommodation etc. The next stage
    is the expedition of the event, over a course of three weeks. Then
    there is the lenghty cleaning up period of reports, accounts p[...]pus takes several months
    work - now when you have the volume of work flowing
    simultaneously that we had in the first term, please understand. Arts
    Council did n[...]ed out to some degree or other. When one compares the first
    term with the same period last year you will realise that progress
    was made. '

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    NZSAC is pleased to inform constituents of the following
    discounts obtained under the new National Discount
    Scheme, which will enable all financial members of SAC to
    secure concessions using the ISIC card. The schem‘e enables
    any student from any part of the country to obtain
    discounts wherever they are offered, further with the use of
    the ISIC card, groups presenting “cultural” activities have
    been more willing to provide discounts as the card has a
    photograph of , the beared and consequently should
    eliminate abuse of the system. i

    The following includes those offering students discount, so
    check the name of the promoter on a show, and coming
    attractions with d[...]fered to SAC members.

    Amalgamated Theatres. , ,

    Top price seat in the theatre, for the next price down. One
    membership card can purchase two tickets. The discount is
    applicable at all times except Saturd[...]Public Holidays.

    Benny Levin will be presenting the “Supremes”
    Auckland Town Hall — June 19 - 6[...]sociation
    with Robert Raymond will be presenting: The D’Oyley
    (‘erte Opera Company, Ivan Pebroff, J[...]tural council exists to help regulate and develop the
    campus culturally. 'Mostly the councils ar ‘ a by-word. Please discuss
    these m[...]initive
    statements to come out of this meeting on the future of the
    campuses culturally. Students‘ Arts Council cou[...]essure
    group on these questions to bodies such as the University Grants
    Committee. and thc Quccn Elizab[...]o get to grips immediately with any problem. What
    the (‘ounciI does is in your hands. Please try to engender interest on
    your campus on the Council meeting and invite suggestions on a
    programme for the future.

    'l‘licrc are many topical issues involving the arts at the moment e.g.
    Arts Council Bill, new allocation of $1.5 million 'to’ the arts etc. Do
    constituents have comments on these matters. Similarly, the cultural
    (lcvclopmcnt of the country c.g. Kibbitzes, Kinks tirade en the
    permissive society and the family unit. Do you have polocy on these

    .mallcr[...]tter. '

    Arts (iouncil is beginning to - move in' the arts' World. Whether
    sutdcnts rcalisc It or not.[...]y
    professional arts council. Consider groups like,the,FOL,~RSA,‘CWI,
    NYC clc. Students’. Associations are the onlybodys in the country
    willing to use their resources to influence'thc arts and the country’s
    cultural direction. Within the arts ’scene,'wc‘ have become a ‘threat’,
    iI‘you like, to the small clique wdrking'th‘e'the arts. We are'the' only
    group' working professionalty -ln”'the;' arts generally-Other national

    .ut'ts bodies e.[...]ovokes where perhaps
    they should be provoking. At the same time New Argot provides the
    only cultural news other than Arts and Community,[...],
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    For centuries people have revered and love the figure of
    Jesus that they have extracted from the Gospel accounts.
    The Christian hero has been and still is, a subject o[...]ntless works of pictorial art and
    imagery, but as the central theme of an enormous quantity
    of pious li[...]n has been built up, like an inverted
    pyramid, on the one fatal and false pre-supposition - that
    Jesus[...]ters little what position is taken with regard to the
    Christian records - whether all the miracles and divine
    attributes of Jesus are accep[...]a wide spread

    and ingrained belief, both inside the Christian fold and '

    without, that Jesus existed[...]e, that he lived and
    died under Pontius Pilate in the first century of our era. It

    is this assumed con[...]challenge;

    When was Jesus born? At Christmas on the 25th of 1

    December Christians tell us - and so m[...]0r documentary basis

    whatever. It was not until the 5th century that this date.- ,

    was generally agreed upon by the. early Chruch. It is
    significant that the 25th Decemeber wascelebr'ated as the,
    birthday of the Sun—God in many pagan cults. Christian
    scholars[...]133 contrary opinions of different
    writers as to the year of their supposed founders birth Nor
    are they any wiser regarding the day or even the month
    when this wonderous , event occured. An
    cirucumstance - had Jesus really lived.

    The Gospel accounts say Jesus was born at Bethleham.[...]to another, or in a cave, if we
    believe a third. The reader can take his choice. Other
    Statements in the New Testament-imply, at least, that Jesus
    Was born at Nayaneth Is he not called Jesus of Nayareth?
    And the mystery deepens when no evidence can be found
    of any town or place called Nayareth at the beginning of
    our era. Outside the Gospels the name is unknown until
    the forth century.

    For the earliest references to Jesus, we must go, not to the
    GOSpELs', but to the Epistles of. Paul. Allowing for the fact
    that some are spurious, and others have been[...]h, their importance is that they are, ostensibly, the
    oldest documents of the Christian cult. They are thus, the
    foundation source for any possible “life” of Jesus, Yet they
    exhibit a complete ignorance of the events later recorded in
    the Gospels. Held to be written by the apostle Paul about.
    5--60,AD._these Epistles disp[...]never call him “of
    Nayareth.” They never use the Gospel term “Son of Man”,
    never mention any miracles, or give any indication of the
    time or place Of his public activities. They neve[...]it took place at Jerusalem.
    They never name. John the Baptist, or Judas, nor Peter’s
    denial of Jesus. Had a historical Jesus really said and done
    the things narrated of him in the Gospels, it is inconcievable

    ‘ that a man so p[...]ected
    God, a mystical creation, a heavenly being- the exact polar
    opposite to a figure of history.

    Let the reader examine, in Philphians and Corinthians the
    only two revelant texts concerning thé crucifixi[...]azing. ;





    crucified by supernatural agents. the Princes of this age,
    who are, in Paul‘s languag[...]. By way
    of increasing his exultation he receives the name Jesus and
    the title Lord. This is purely a theological picture. It is
    beyond any claim to reality. The God-man does not recieve
    the name Jesus till. after his crucifixion. This alone is surely
    fatal to the historicity of Jesus. Likewise in any Christian
    text, when pressure is put on the God-man conception, it is
    the man, not the God, who disappears.

    After the Pauline Epistles, the Revelation of St. John is the
    only Christian document that can be assigned with any
    certainty to the first century In this Apacalypse Jesus 18
    the divine Lamb, slain, as in ritual sacrifice, to redeem the
    elect. He is also the heavenly High-Priest and the Child of
    the Bride of the Lamb - all mixed up with visions and
    heavenly hal[...]f a human Jesus. Had some mortal
    disease arrested the development of Christianity at the end
    of the first century, and were the documents then in
    existence all that remained, the idea that Jesus was an
    historical person would never ' :have occured to anybody.

    The silence of Jewish and Roman writers and historian[...]ence for a historical Jesus. They know nothing of the
    Gospel allegations of his life or death. It is tr[...]even complete forgeries. In this category we
    list the correspondence between Seneca and Paul, the Acts
    of Pilate, the letter of Jesus to King Abgar, the letter of
    Pilate to Tiheruis, and the clumsy insertions in the work of
    Josephus, the Jewish historian. These few examples of
    deliberate deciet would have been wholly unnecessary, had

    . the Gospel Jesus really existed. The fact must be faced. The

    credibility of the historical documents of Christianity finds
    no sup[...]other source of
    belief in a historical Jesus but the Gospels.

    In the form that we have them,
    contradictive‘Gospels w[...]ll of a
    hundred hands, each in turn wielding, not the historians
    pen, but the artists brush._ Thus, the second century
    witnessed the appearance and triumph of a new
    representation of Jesus — that of the Gospels - which
    succeeded all too effectively in mashing the earlier concept.
    The God Jesus is here furnished with a human life on earth,
    developed, and to all appearance historic. .But the divine
    being is still discerned clearly enough beneath the human

    the four mutually \

    clothing of this literary creation. As 1n the pagan cults he 13
    a God, who turns water into wine, raises the dead, gives
    sight to the blind - in short, he repeats all the miracles and
    legendary episodes told of other anc[...]beral theology has long‘ conceeded that much of the
    Gospel story is mythical. But, we are told, these[...]a solid caore of fact.
    In other words, take away the miracles the legendary
    episodes and the divine attributes, including Satan and the
    A,ngels and we are left it is said, with a residue- which is,
    of courese, the man Jesus, thethe God of the early

    Christian literature - become the man Jesus of the later-
    Gospel records. Outside of religous faith there is no

    solution to thisenigma.

    In the light of critical examination the choosing of the.
    Twelve Apostles is an unhistorical narrative in all gospels
    alike. Before the turn of the centry “the Twelve” were
    exposed as a Christian invention, and in the 1901
    Encyclopedia Biblica, Prof. Cheyne treats them as
    unhistorical, and, likewise, the Judes betrayal story. The
    evidence shows that a Jewish manuscript, entitled the.
    Teaching of the Twelve ApOsteles, was taken over by early
    Christians, and altered and expanded to suit their needs. ,
    The title of the document likely prompted the invention of
    the Twelve Apostles story to back up their Christian hero.
    As far back as 1857 the noted Prof. Volkmar had dismissed
    the betrayal by Judas episode, as fiction. In the recovered
    portion of the Gospel of Peter, and in the Apology of
    Aristides. both datedp within the second century, the Twelve
    Apostles are commented on, and their supposed words
    quoted—after the capture and ;death of Jesus. But there is no
    hint of any betrayal, or mention Of Judas. Textual Scruitiny
    of the relevant ports of the Gospels, indicate that the Judes .
    story'has been inserted into a narrative that did not.
    originally contain it. As with the TWelve Apostles, it is‘ a;
    Christian invention, the Judas story being the later of the a
    two. Thus, the Gospel Jesus is depriVed of his m‘ythic’
    cort[...]im) and there is
    no documentary foothold left for the beloved theory, that
    the “Founder’s” teachings were preserved by his[...]se. And yet, for more than a'
    hundred years after the. datevassigned for thisdeath, the
    early literature of the movement presents absolutely no sign
    of any such[...]Jesus is one thing they never mention. He is ‘
    the Lord, he is also a Saviour and a Sacrifice; a teacher he 1s ,

    not.

    The Sermon on the Mount of which so much is made is no
    more than a compilation of sayings and phrases,taken from
    the Talmud and other pre-Christian sources by Gospel
    writers and put in the mouth of their literary creation. The
    so called “Lord’s Prayer” is even from an older source,
    being based upon a Jewish prayer called the Kadish which,





    in turn, owes its origin to Babylonia. Thus do the
    “historical records’ of Christianity decompose piece by
    piece, and with them, goes the much vaunted “originality”
    of the moral and ethical discurses attributed to Jesus.

    For the supposed ministry of Jesus there is no real data.[...]d one year, which suggests it
    was either based on the formula “the acceptable year of the
    Lord” or on the myth of the Sun-God Of his “life”
    between the ages of twelve and thirty we are told nothing.
    There are not even any myths. When the Gospels are
    searched for clear reported activitie[...]y relate only to eight days. All that is given of the rest, is
    a few scenes of theological significance and a mythological
    pedigree. Yet the celebrated life of the Christian hero 15 said
    to have lasted some[...]
    JESUS FREAKERY

    Much as it warms my heart to see the Jesus Freaks under
    attack, 1 can’t altogether condone some of the arguments
    being used against them.

    My opposition to freakery stems from the irrational
    stands made by many J.F’s a J.F. I[...]could stand from mankind and was preparing
    to put the boot in as He had done in Noah’s time. All the
    signs were there, she said. The lsraelites’ Finding their
    Promised Land, someth[...]motional and irrational, it
    is little better than the views'expressed by someone calling
    himself Uncle Enot in the last issue of CHAFF. At one
    point he talks of the “Holy wars, witch—hunts,
    inquisitions, etc. and all the other barbaric events that
    have made Christianity the force it is today. Millions of
    people have been brutally tortured and murdered in the
    name of the ‘Religion of Love’ - Christianity‘

    Uncle Enot is, of course, perfectly right. But surely the
    force at work here is man’s intolerance of others, not
    something inherent in the Christian ethic. Not being a
    Christian, I have no[...]goodness. Man
    has always been moved by ideas, and the strength of an
    idea can be measured by its abilit[...]m paradoxical that millions have been killed in
    t the name of Christianity, but is it any different to the
    conduct of ‘Free' America in its crusade agains[...]orture of political prisoners so far removed from the

    treatment of heretics in the 16th century?

    Uncle Enot’s letter proiIes the same point — antagonism is
    the spice of life. By advising the Freaks to burn their
    Bibles and ‘sink piss’ i[...]ying as much
    dogmatism and narrow—mindedness as the Freaks

    themselves .
    * * *

    While on the topic of freakery, who the devil are the

    > Children of God? For those of you who know even less

    about them than I do, they are the people who peddle
    those little pamphlets in the Square on Friday night on
    topics ranging from pol[...]can you get) who, l am told, was responsible
    for the idea that the world was going to end last January.

    He apparent[...]sleeve, most of which seem to involve America and the
    Middle East. Sound thinking Moses; if the end of the
    world is to come at all it will be through man‘[...]rnational trouble-spots and one
    day you might hit the jackpot. ‘

    Col. Q. Blimp, lst Whakarongo Fusi[...]11' Jesus was a man, why the complete indifference for a
    century and a half to[...]an abstract religious conception, is clear from.
    the host of names gathered round his composite figure.
    Often he is God himself, the A~lpha~and~0mcga, the Lord.
    the King, the Supreme Judge. the Son, Wisdom, the Angel
    of the covenant. the Mediator, the Bridegroom, the
    Heavenly High-Priest, the second Adam. He, is again the
    Messiah, David, Shilah, the Counsellor, the Seed; he is
    moreover the Victim, the Servant, the Lamb, the
    Scapegoat, Abel and so on. This list indicates ju[...]ve created and
    enriched this mythical figure.

    In the Catacombs. Jesus is represented in the form of a fish.
    Tertullian, one of the early Chruch fathers calls him “our
    fish”. Do[...]a real man Jesus who “went about doing

    good?"

    The Gospel accounts of the Crucifixion bristle and so many
    contradictions, a[...]s all-important and tragic event
    take place? Like the birth date of Jesus nobody knows. AS
    one scholar notes:- Of 100 Christian authorities who
    attempt to name the year in which Christ was crucified,

    twenty-three[...]AD. and six 35 AD. Nor is there
    any agreement on the actual day. The Synoptic Gospels say
    it was on Friday the 15th Nisan. John says it was on
    Thursday the 14th Nisan. ~

    Many Christians have argued that t[...]e
    were bitter divisions among early ChriStians on the issue,
    most of their quarrels arising from the question, as to
    whether Jesus himself was, or was not, the Paschel Lamb,
    which Jews ate at the Paschel feast. When we recall Jesus as
    the Lamb in the hooky-of Revelation, these Christians were
    undoubtedly closer to the truth than the later upholders of
    the man Jesus, the great personality, who forever evades
    our Search in the sacred records. ~

    CHAFF





    How many believers are aware, that up to the year 680
    A.D., or thereabouts, Jesus was depicted as a Lamb (when
    he ,was not a Fish) By the sixth synod of Constantinople
    (Canon 82) it was ordained that instead of the Lamb, the
    figure ofva man, fastened to a cross should be re[...]hy it took some

    600 years for this to happen, if the Crucifixion story had



    been a fact. Some of th[...]d to a cross have survived. They are dated around
    the eighth or ninth century. They show a figure, stan[...]f throns, and, to all
    appearance, nosign of pain. The facial characteristics of
    these early representations are all totally different from the
    Jesus portrayed today. But whether new or old, if[...]y be described in one way - they are frauds.

    The Rev. Geikie in his “Life of Christ” tells why Hewrits .

    “no hint is given in the New Testament of Christ’s

    ‘ appearance, and the early Church, in the absence of all

    guiding facts, had to fall back on imagination”. What does

    _ all this prove? The absolute irrefutable truth of a real man

    Jesus who died on the cross. Or, as I contend, the slow
    building up of a theological myth, based on paganism, then
    gradually adding the required “details” to produce a
    “sut‘feringW-Saviour that would appeal to the emotions and

    ' imaginations of a credulous age.

    Even so, the Church has ‘been always mindful of possible
    doubters, even among the faithful. In the Bible phrase -
    “those who confess not that Jesus has come in the flesh.”
    Ever resourceful, the Church has provided accordingly.

    there is still at Treves the‘ holy coat for which the Roman

    soldiersrcast lots, and in the Lateran, at Rome, the stairway
    which Jesus ascended to face Pilate. Then there are the
    innumerable holy nails, and the many frgments of the cross,
    the vinegar sponge, the holy shroud, the swaddling clothes
    of the infant Jesus, and last, but not least, the holy
    prepuce. Again, for those who ‘wish to believe, they serve
    their purpose equally well. As to the value of such’
    “evidence” it is best judged by the flow of “blessings”
    thereby produced for the Church coffers.

    There are many ideas and traditi[...]hich have to be renounced when closely

    examined. The historicity of Jesusis one of them. It isthe' “

    falSe key for unlocking the Christian texts. As man has
    made his Gods, so he has made his Christs; it would be

    strange indeed, if the faculty which built one, could not
    create the other..

    Page Seven Friday 7th June 1974
    [...]being
    thrown back'and forward between Massey and the local
    City Bus Department. What seemed to be the issue involved
    was the cost of providing a service between the Square, and
    Massey campus. As I saw it from my bench in the Square,
    the Students’ Association (‘1) suggested that if they couldn’t
    get a better service from the City, then they would run one

    themselves.

    Altho[...]t of all, one defines “an efficient service”. The current
    service provides around about 15 services a day to Massey,
    between the hours of 7.30 a.m. and 5.45 p.m. lwould say
    that,[...]an hour return, that’s not such a bad service. The
    times aren’t bad, either. So we can say that Massey is
    currently served by “an efficient service.” The route the
    buses take was worked out pretty carefully, to coincide
    with the greatest density of student population.

    However,[...], why not find
    out just what it would cost to run the service, so I did a
    little bit of research, and c[...]ten cents a mile to run. That is, if you exclude the
    cost of diesel and driver’s wages. That’s just to keep the
    beast running. Now it’s a seven mile return tri[...]ed any estimate of driver cost here. ‘

    Next on the list is the actual getting of the beast - a
    worn—out, last-legs bus is fetching about $3500 to $4500 on
    the open market these days. I know this for a fact, b[...]passengers in it for reward etc. unless it passes
    the super-stringent M.O.T. tests, and you can rest assured
    that a bus costing $200 or $300 wouldn’t. The $3500 bus
    onlyjust scraped in, by the way.

    There’s one other major obstacle in the way, too, and that’s
    the ~1aw. It says that the M0101: Vehicle Licencing
    Authority is the only body who can issue licences for bus
    Companie[...]a
    licence to operate your buses on a given beat. The City
    Corporation Transit Department has sole authority ot
    operate buses within the City. So any other company
    couldn’t just start[...]lying to this Authority. And you can be
    sure that the Transit Department would object and raise
    hell if[...]with a
    retired bus wanting a bit of part-time on the-side. In fact, it
    would cost you quite a bit to g[...]d off to carting peoples to
    and from stirs, while the retired bus driver went and looked
    for a bit of the other on the side. Part-time, of course.

    It’s all really ra[...]sewn up. as you can see. Still, I
    was glad to see thethe Fitz onaFriday'
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    together symbolises the unsurpassed

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    A small Wooden ship -— carried by the wind — and delivering
    messages of goodwill from thousands of people to each of
    the five nuclear powers. That will be the function of the
    FRI —- sailing 18,000 miles around the Pacific basin.

    And this seeks your co-operation:[...]th branches in France,
    Australia, England, Japan, the United States, and several
    Pacific territories. -[...]s to cover “postage” on FRI (and help
    finance the voyage). ‘

    4. Or by straight donation towards the costs of this voyage.

    Time is short; could you s[...]ur plan, or could you suggest other ways
    in which the most people can genuinely participate and
    express[...]ou like our idea could
    you send us an estimate of the number of your members

    _ who would like to send[...]eir international Who’s Who and thumbed through the
    S’s looking for Spinola - General Antonio. The seemingly
    invincible dictatorship which had ruled[...]upt end. General
    Spinola’s monacled face became the property of the front
    page of newspapers around the world. ‘ '

    Spinola is a celebrated national war hero. In his book
    ‘Portugal and the Future’ which appeared inlisbon in
    February thi[...]ries.’ He further claimed that we are defending the
    wrong foundation of the nation. In this war we were
    fighting for ideals which are neither moral nor serve the
    people.’ Spinola proposed an end to the colonial wars by
    granting the colonies independence within the framework
    of a federation of states. On the surface, it seemed that
    liberal winds were blowing in Portugal.

    In reality, nothing could be further from the truth. Spinola
    does not believe in, nor recognise the people’s right to self
    determination, but rathe[...]unilaterally by Portugal.
    According to this plan, the central government of the
    federation Would continue to be in Lisbon and would be
    entitled to control the finances, the foreign policy, the
    army, and veto the budgets of the individual states of the

    federation.

    The liberation movements of the African peoples reject any
    such solution, and the[...]ral state might
    perhaps have been accomplished in the 50’s when the
    people in the colonies were prepared to conduct a dialogue
    with Portugal, but after ten years of armed struggle, the
    population has developed a political consciousnes[...]o put it:

    What Spinola. says essentially is that the war cannot be won.

    Therefore let us emnloy new means to reach the same aim -
    the maintenanceof the colonies. But in Mozambique the
    ~ situation is reduced to into possibilities: the declared

    CHAFF , _

    was'

    them ' I

    When we get your reply, what will we do?

    Based on the response we receive to this preliminary
    contact, we will either: Abandon the idea because
    widespread support is not sufficient to give us the mandate
    or finances (both critical) which we need[...]sages
    and prepare to sail. '

    If many people want the voyage, the FRI Peace Odyssey
    Committee will set a fund ceiling based on independent
    expert opinion of the costs of provisioning and refitting
    FRI to rigorous marine standards. The Committee would
    not authorize any expenditure unt[...]ow
    estimated at $50,000 had been guaranteed. Were the ceiling
    not reached, the Committee would supervise the mailing of
    the messages by ordinary means.

    This is only our ide[...]putation as a symbol of peace, to‘ do more with the
    energy and love already given to her, and to allo[...]ions immediately, but we
    haven’t a telephone on the ship and.we hope to be sailing
    from Tauranga to W[...]RI, Post
    Office, Tauranga.

    Any one interested in the above proposals and/or forming a
    local branch of[...]ntradictions in Spinola’s concept. He
    states on the one hand that the liberation movements
    cannot be defeated, without[...]le also to resist his plan. Another major one, is the
    contradiction between the inevitable and logical
    consequences oi his consid[...]pared to accept. It was Luis Cabral, President of the
    Council of State of Guinea Bissau, who brought into the
    open this contradiction:

    The former Governor wisst afedcmlion. We would not be
    against this if he guaranteed us the right to vote. But the





    Spinola in the jungle of GuineaaBissau, shortly before the death oAmilcar Cabral ‘

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    Africans would be the majority and I am convinced that
    Spinola would never like to see a black Government at the
    head in Portugal.

    Neither should Spinola’s background be forgotten. The
    submission of a plan for a federal state solution[...]man who voluntarily fought on Franco‘s side in the
    Spanish (‘ivil War and who in the second world war as 1
    guest of Hitler observed at[...]la’s
    plan has its origin not in any respect for the oppressed
    peoples of Africa, but in the necessity to end a lost war
    with a settlement favourable to Portugal.

    By Trevor Richarr‘ s





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    ”POLITICS TO THE PEOPLE

    [’his week I planned to discuss with you which is the most
    affective brand of femine hygiene deodorant.[...]this discussion would have been, when I
    :onsulted the editor he had a different story. Resulting
    ‘rom his attendance at the meeting of the Labour gnomes
    n their fairy circles in the land of Wellington he had
    politics on the brain. As usual I was entirely ignorant of the
    mbject and so it was into the immense resources of my
    arain for subject matter. In spite of my ignorance the editor
    raid politics it must be. ' ‘

    Politics[...]is a political animal”, some senile old man of the
    Mediterranean region perhaps. However this statem[...]interesting as politics.

    While musing to myself the other night I was disturbed at
    the drastic lack of professional comedians in New Zea[...]moves precariously towards socialism
    snatched up the right of the private individual to free
    enterprise. Already the New Zealand government directly
    controls the railways, the education system, the radio and
    television networks and has shares in m[...]financial institutions like health institutions. The
    inefficiency of this arrangement is severely blatant.

    This inefficiency is perfectly reflected in the “Institution of
    Comedy” which is under govern[...]is New Zealand
    comedy not sought after overseas? Top of the list, although
    now not as vocal as he once was, is “Rob the Pig” whose

    motto is “Try and fool all the people all the time.” This
    man raises most of his laughs from jokes to the theme that,
    “there is a red under the bed (beard)” and fantasies about
    imported commi[...]is boy is a favourite of those
    with a passion for the South African regime and those who
    prefer romanti[...]tainted with Peking, Moscow, or socialism. “Rob the Pig”
    has also been known to raise laughs from h[...]about people he doesn’t like very much.

    Rob ”the Pig - paranoid about red, however manages to
    rais[...]eiving impression.

    Another comedian who was once the leading comedian in
    New Zealand is one other than[...]is

    . polished act sends me, for one, writhing to the ground
    ' overcome by non subdued chortles. His im[...]by New Zealand’s board of colonial wit
    “Keith the Wholly Joke”.

    For those humour lovers who despise the stench of Marxian
    bourgeoisie humour there is working class humour. The
    greatest. exponent of this art form is Norman Quirk (2)
    whose rise in popularity took the country by surprise and
    storm. His robust and jolly appearance contrasts sharply
    with the humour he produces. One would expect Quirk’s
    hu[...]dy) _or even like that of a circus clown. However the
    descrlption‘Quipping Quirk’says nothing of the real man for

    I he has rejected the fossillised' art of slap stick for a more

    subtle[...]rk’s acting lessons paid off for he has refined the art of-
    . sounding sincere to such a degree that[...]m.
    ,

    One must giggle to oneself when one recalls the
    outstandingly comical technique Quirk utilised du[...]is sincerity
    in saying that he would not call off the Springbok Tour,
    then later calling it off, much to the amusement to people
    like me who are really into his type of comedy. Quirk looks
    like the biggest thing thats happened to the New Zealand
    institution of jokes in a long while.

    By Amuld Griffoth

    I learned from an unreliable source (The Evening Standard)
    that Joe Wing Ding, as yet an unrecognised idiot of the
    Neddy Seagoon School. has been touring the world,
    especially socialist Peking, to pave the way for big Quirk.
    Things look rosy and if Wing D[...]k pull it off
    together New Zealand wit will be on the map.

    So countrymen get behind Norman and see if we can’t open
    up a new export market. The parliamentary political State

    ' Controlled wit i[...]happily be rid

    of.

    I am in full agreement with the Mayor of Nappy Year that
    it is time we had a litt[...]orm of regalia in an attempt
    to restore status to the position one achieves when one is

    voted into the institution ofjoking.

    I would go one step further and advocate the establishment
    of a parliamentary “Joey Club”. This would be run along
    exactly the same lines as that weird “Rugby Club”
    institution. Any member, whom the majority decided had
    been either silly or naughty[...]idity from parliament as it would publicly
    censor the culprits.

    On second thoughts it's probably a bad idea as Rob the Pig
    would monopolise it by his undying efforts to[...]would be fulfilling” he told me, in confidence,
    the other day. -

    The type of comedy explained in the preceeding paragraphs
    has not really caught on overseas, or in New Zealand for
    that matter. The ordinary humble New Zealander is
    embarrassed when[...]ins dull and boring and I am still ignora’nt
    of the subject, but, all is not lost, as‘we are still left with
    some insights as to what the men behind politics are really
    like and how state[...]lise what he was going to do to comedy in
    NZ?



    The STUDENT SHOP is an AGENCY for

    WATSONS D R[...]
    The Labour Party Conference is held in May of each ye[...]Wellington. It is attended by representatives of
    thethe great interest shown in it
    by the news media.

    Newspapers'were first admitted to the Conference in 1964
    and since then, all of the country‘s daily and Sunday
    newspapers have sent reporters to all sessions and treated
    the Conference as one of their main news items. Since 1965
    the N.Z.B.C. has sent a special team of reporters,
    co[...]ilm clips in news (bulletins. Such an interest
    by the new media does not~ neccessarily imply that the
    Conference is important asa decision—maker, but it does
    demonstrate that the Conference provides a major
    indication of the state of the Labour Party.

    The business performed by the Conference is numerous and
    varied. A standard item is the election of officers to the
    Party’s New Zealand Executive. As the Executive is the
    supreme extra-parliamentary organisation in the Party, the
    Conference vote on its composition can have a major
    influence on the overall decisions it makes, as well as the
    political future of the individuals concerned.

    The form of the Party’s Constitution is also the sole
    preserve of Conference and at this year‘s session. wrangles
    over constitutional changes took up the whole of the
    second day. Other items of business conducted at
    Conference include various reports and addresses and the
    consideration of policy remits.

    Reports are presented by the Executive, the Parliamentary
    Party and the various sections of the Party-Maoris, Women,
    Farmers and Youth (each of w[...]eir respective
    conferences immediately preceeding the main conference).
    Each report is used by its pres[...]jor opportunity
    to create a favourable image with the public and the
    Conference delegates and also to persuade delegates of the
    worth of certain attitudes adopted and actions taken by
    those presenting the report.

    Major speeches are given to the Conference by the
    President, Party leader and representatives of the F.O.L.
    These are non-debatable and are usually heralded by a
    standing ovation when the speaker enters thethe consideration 0fI‘emilSBranchcs l .r{.('.‘s and affiliations
    send in their rcrnils to the national cxccutivc a fcu'months
    prior to the Conference where they are screened and
    consolidat[...]dat (‘onfcrencc in order to-allow
    discussion of the items-ind so that these bodies may instruct
    their[...]corntnittecsarc
    set Lip to examine and report on the rcinits bcforc they
    come before the whole (.‘onferenceiiach comnrittcc is
    chaired by a member of the natonal executive or an MP.
    The committee‘s job is to make recommendations to the
    Conference on the rcmits which come under their field of
    interest.[...]committee’s recommendation and is presented to the
    Conference by the Chairman of thc corrimittcc. The
    chairman also outlines briefly the reasons for the

    committee's various rccomrncndations.

    The Conference then debates the various rcnrits and vote on
    them. The voting usually is by voice but if the Chairman of
    the Conference feels thata clear division is not apparent by
    this method a card vote is held.

    The Conference decisions on rcmits are then referred to the
    Party‘s Policy Committee which is rcsponsiblc for the
    preparation of the election manifesto. The Policy
    Committee may or may not give thc Conference
    recommendations favourable consideration.

    The representation and voting power at the Conference is
    specified as follows: 311L_R,C,’s[...]n 200 members, this system theoretically empowers the
    branches with more votes than the unions. llowever, -
    practice, since organisations have to provide for the cost of
    sending their delegates to Conference, th[...]is reduced to a large extent. This is because
    the small and weaker branches are less likely than the large
    bodies to be willing or able to attend Conf[...]gates are financed by their unions to
    attend both the 13.0.1“ and Labour Conferences. The strong
    representation and voting strength of the unions at the
    Labour Conference is evident when a ‘card vote’ is called
    for. '

    By Alan Hall

    The importance of A Labour Party Conference.

    'l‘hc[...]ution states in two places 6(ll)
    and -15(/\) that the Conference shall be the supreme
    governing body of thc Party. but i.i .' -ithcr place is this
    statement dcfincd or qualificd. the Conference
    undoubtcdly performs useful functions, its import ance is tar
    less than the Constitution implics.

    .- .rir»

    In practicc it[...]scnse to govcrr:

    large political organisations. the Party iriust consider aru
    react to an enormous ra[...]larly thosr‘
    of policy. This docs not mean that the considerable debt-t»:
    which ensures ovcr policy[...]icy dcbatcs and decisions can ccrtair 1)
    indicate the general stance or outline boundaries for 1r
    Party[...]d modified to art
    subscqucnt cvcnts.
    1n practice, the Labour Party‘s l\r‘t.‘utivc. Policy.

    Commi[...]tially on
    their own initiative. They take heed of the views of
    ('onfcrcncc but also respond to pressure from each other
    and organisations inside and outside of the Party that
    operate more continuously than the Conference.

    Nevertheless, the Party leaders very reliance on winning
    public sup[...]d
    respond to intra-pa‘rty‘pressmes and ideas. The annual
    Conference provides a ready medium for such an exercise.
    The readiness of Labour parliamentarians to listenand[...]erence decisions is probably more
    prOnounccd when the Party is out of office. '

    The most important aspect of the Labour Party Conference
    is perhaps that of promot[...]affording opportunities. for. social contacts.’ The
    extensive publicity provided by the news media of‘theg
    Conference irieansfthat it isa’n‘ideal situation to present the
    Party' as a‘whole as'_a united:..mov_ement. To.[...]constant references are made ‘at Conferenée to the affinity.
    of interests shared by the respective wings of the Party.

    The Conference also enables delegates to meet people in the
    Party from other parts of the country including leading
    figures in it. In this way, enthusiasm and morale amongst
    members in the lower echelons of the Party’s Lierarely is
    sustained. This is vital when the Party’s ability to mobilise
    electoral su[...]
    WHERE mow

    "\

    THE CLOTH CAP? _

    By Alan Hall and John Maclntyre

    The 1974 Labour Party Conference opened amidst an air[...]its were in abundance and covered issues such as. the
    abolition of A.N.Z.U.S., nationalisation of the breweries, and the influence
    of multi-national corporations on New Zealand industry. In addition, the
    Youth and Women’s Conferences held immediately prior to the main
    Conference had produced reports which promised lively debate when
    presented on the Conference floor. These two conferences had give[...]n light of
    Mrs Kirks recent public involvement in the issue, embarassment to the
    parliamentary party seemed likely. However, apart from a few isolated
    incidents, the general tenor of the Conference was low—key. Delegates
    appeared unwilling to ‘rock the boat’ and this may reflect a general desire
    not to embarass the parliamentary party now that it occupies the Treasury
    benches — radical policies are far easier to espouse in Opposition than in

    Governrnen t.

    The first day of Conference promised to be
    an uninspiring affair. On the agenda were
    Keynote speeches from the Party
    President, Dr. Bennett, and the acting -
    Parliamentary Party leader, Hugh Watt -[...]public speakers. Bennett in his
    speech emphasised the barren policies of
    the National Party and the limitations of
    its politicians. He also emphasised the
    somewhat hackneyed theme of the need
    for communication within the Labour
    Party. Hugh Watt pleasantly suprised Press[...]afterwards to a Chaff reporter, “Why listen
    to the monkey when you can listen to the
    organ grinder.” Everyone seemed to have
    anticipated a disaster when Hugh Watt
    addressed the meeting in the absence of

    Norm Kirk and most were relieved when '

    they gained the mundane.

    In accordance with Conference practice the
    Deputy Leader of the Parliamentary Party
    is also entitled to speak at[...]Freer (temporarily
    promoted from No 3 to No 2 in the Party
    hierarchy) delivered what proved to be a
    ve[...]ce scheme.
    Delegates were pleasantly surprised by the
    return of the 1947 wonder-boy. His
    statements regarding sugar—hoarding proved
    especially popular (for once the noise of
    knitting needles was overwhelmed by the
    feverish clattering of tea-cups) However, as

    Pag[...]g a totally erroraneous impression
    with regard to the true nature of the
    Maximum Retail Price scheme.

    The rest of the day had been taken up by
    the various committee meetings (refer
    previous page). The first day of Conference
    concluded on a memorable note with the
    convening of an excellent party at Mike
    Moore’s. In keeping with the high regard
    with which ‘Chaff’ is held in national
    political and press circles, the two Chaff



    reporters were invited and felt obliged to
    attend.

    The second day of Conference was taken
    up completely by the election of officers
    and debate over constitutional remits. The
    election of officers proved fairly
    predictable with the exception of that of
    the Vice-President. This involved a minor
    upset in th[...]Hunt‘s considerable success in lobbying
    within the parliamentary party ‘ (his

    supporters included such notables as the
    Minister of Defence, Arthur Faulkner and
    the Minister of Broadcasting, Roger
    Douglas). The extra-parliamentary wing of
    the Party, which includes a strong trade
    union element, chose to differ from the
    apparent consensus within the
    parliamentary party over this election. This
    refl[...]net support if any” and this may
    well have been the crucial factor in his
    electoral success. ‘

    The Conference seemed intent on restoring
    some of the imbalance between the
    peoples‘ party and the Parliamentary party
    and possibly felt O’Brien would better

    represent a conference view on the party’s
    policy committee.

    “Don’t let me tellyou how to run your affairs, but. .



    The debate over constitutional remits
    dragged on for the rest of the second day
    and proved to be rather a tiresome exercise
    in . grass-roots democracy. The only
    decrsions of much interest to emerge from
    the 8—hour debate were those concerning
    the election of the Policy Committee and
    the arbitrary retiring age of Labour
    Parliamentarians. The former was a coup'

    for Mike Hirchfeld (who was‘
    unceremoniously dropped from the Party’s
    Executive at last year’s conference).

    Hirschfeld was the chief-spokesman for a
    remit specifying that all members of the
    Policy Committee be elected directly from
    the Conference floor. Once again, the
    Conference decided in favour of measures
    which would enable them to exert more
    influence over the Parliamentary Party’s
    hierarchy. ‘

    The debate over the arbitrary retiring age
    was enlivened by rumours c[...]nd MP. for Auckland Central,
    planned to resign if the move to lower the
    retirement age of Labours M.P’s from 70 to
    56 w[...]d with delegates to have a
    long hard long look at the proposal, but
    not he said, because it affected him but
    because if the move went through, in a
    matter of a few years “You’ll top off so
    many heads you’ll wonder where you’ll
    end up.” The result of it all was that the
    Conference, in a mood of buoyant
    generosity, abol[...]s on
    parliamentarians.

    This was amended later at the conference
    at the instigation of Norm Kirk who
    dispatched Finlay from the bedside to
    inform Conference that the master was
    displeased with their decision.
    Subsequently, the retiring age of 70 was
    reinstated.

    The day’s activities were suitably
    terminated with a wake in Jonathan Hunt’s
    office, Once more the Chaff team were in
    attendance and were impressed by the
    profusion of unparliamentary language
    which was emitted by several notable
    personalities when the subject of Gerald
    O’Brien arose.

    The morning of the third day of
    Conference was filled with so[...]
    “M

    visible progress in implementing the Party’s
    1972 election pledges. The Conference’s
    reluctance to provide strong direc[...]issues such as this was again in
    evidence during the debate on social
    welfare remits later in the day.‘ As had been
    the case with housing, the Conference once
    again acquiesced to the plea from the
    Minister of Social Welfare, Norm King,
    “give us more time”. Such an attitude was
    prevailant throughout the Conferenceand
    perhaps was one of its most limiting
    features. _ '

    The day was rescued, however, _by two
    fiery addresses[...]ner and Jim Knox. These were both
    heralded ’ by the traditional standing
    ovations. Skinner, casting himself in the
    role of a “humble plumber”, castigated the
    education system, abused “fancy
    academics” and promoted the role of the
    “practical man” in the New Zealand
    economy. He went' on to attack
    rackateering by multi-national corporations
    _ noting. that the biggest multi-national
    ‘ enterprises in New Zealand are the trading
    and savings banks - “yet they are so wh[...]hing”. .
    critical of their role of exacerbating the
    existent inflationary situation by their
    unchecked creation of 'credit. Skinner
    demanded that the Reserve Bank be the
    sole distributor of credit in 'the New
    Zealand economy. The usual pledges of
    solidarity between the two wings of the
    'L'abour Movement were excreted in a
    functional manner. -

    Knox, an orator in the style reminiscent of
    theSeddonian Soap-box era, harangued

    the assembled delegates over the threat of '1 '

    sugar hoarding manufacturers and the need
    of New Zealanders to retain control over

    their own industry. He concluded his.

    speech with the veiled threat that the
    F.O.L. will continue their support for the
    Government only so long as they continue
    their present policies on the three issues of:
    apatheid, nuclear testing and multi-national
    corporations.

    Both speeches from the two F.O.L.
    executives, while emphasizing solidarity
    with the political wing of the Labour
    Movement, reiterated the claims of the
    F.O.L. as an independent voice in the New
    Zealand political scene. Bennett, in giving
    his reply to the F.O.L. speeches, delved
    into the mystique of his military
    background and stated that he was
    “inspired by the rapport which exists
    between our two armies,” to which the
    mindless masses rose up in a regimented
    fervour» and ‘ 'gave the ex—colonel a
    thunderous applause. , This continued
    unabated for several minutes and was only
    silenced by the ushering forth of a witty
    rejoinder from the platform of “stand
    easy”. '

    On the eve of the third day, the customary
    Conference Social was held. This provides
    the little man with the' opportunity to
    meet the big man. As with politics, so with
    journalism. The Chaff team were honoured
    , ,to exchange convivial[...]fame. Much amusement
    was had attempting to assess the colour of
    Martynfinlay’s nose. A compromise

    -[...]urple.
    Much to our own consternation, We awoke

    ' the next morning to discover that our own

    - noses had changed markedly in colour.

    Bearing in mind the example of Pinocchio,
    we made a mental note to de[...]in future. .

    We also, received confirmation via the
    morning’s paper of 'what had been widely
    rumoured the previous afternoon, that is,
    that ‘Nationwide’ ‘had apologized on
    Wednesday nights programme for the

    CONFERENCE
    PERSONALITIES

    Private Bennett scion[...]notable ,:
    for frequent laboured departures from the platform. While »
    a good solid chap, Bennett did[...]ve, dry an 1
    a master of jokes unparalleled since the demise of Piddling

    Pete Fraser.

    Norm Kirk, though absent in body, was still very much the @a
    shepherd of the flock. While often dismissed as just another
    clot[...]onference by breaking into a melodic rendition of the
    Alice Cooper standard“Dead Babies,” The Women’s Report
    turned in its womb. His Gladstonian presence aroused a

    Shinto like fervour amongst the delegates.

    CHAFF

    He :was especially

    harmless s[...]ad screened in its Tuesday programme.
    This was at the instigation of a
    high-ranking member of the Party’s
    hierarchy - popularly believed to be the
    ever-vigilant Norman Kirk. The N.Z.B.C.
    decision to apologise publicly was a
    regretful one in that in doing so it admitted
    it was in the wrong and hence forfeited its
    discretion to comme[...]cal events
    in either a serious or satirical vein. The
    worth of satire as a valid form of comment
    seems to have escaped some of the more

    humourless figures in the Labour Party. If ’

    the N.Z.B.C. is to exercise its journalistic
    integrit[...]of misplaced
    servility would be best avoided. '

    The final morning of Conference witnessed
    the long-anticipated visit of Norman Kirk.
    Looking a paler and thinner version of the
    image which cost the Labour Party
    $250,000 to build between 1966 and[...]ceived a tumultuous welcome’
    included a ,

    from the delegates. This _
    spontaneous haka by a group of Maori
    delegates. The personal appearance. of the

    Prime Minister ended speculation that

    Hugh Watt[...]and was planning a Howard
    Hughes type future for the man, whilst
    retaining the real power for himself.

    Kirk did not touch on tr[...]estic issues in his 20 minuteaddress,
    but he said the sort of thing the delegates
    wanted to hear. He showed he still had[...]Rowling: played a' low key role this Conference.

    The Conference then moved to consider
    what, in retrospect, was probably the most
    contentious issue which emerged during
    the week. This related to trade union
    immunity to Court injunctions during
    industrial disputes.The main spokesman in
    favour of the amendment, Northern
    Drivers Union delegate Ken Fabris, stated
    that the use of injunctions denied trade
    unions the inherent right of withholding
    their labour during disputes. The
    Attorney-General, Dr. Finlay reacted
    strongly in favour of the existing situation
    whereby trade unions and other[...]y court
    injunctions at all times. He pleaded with
    the Conference to keep trade unions and
    their members within the law and
    threatened that if the day ever came when
    the Labour Movement set any organisation

    or person beyond or above the reach of the
    law he would have to part from the
    movement. However, the Conference chose
    to scorn Finlay-33 admirable advice and
    with the trade union delegates obviously
    block-votingthe a[...]d

    , convincingly; This was a classic example of

    the union delegates displaying their voting
    strength[...]arent on
    issues unrelated to industrial affairs.

    The concluding after-110cm of Conference
    was taken up[...]p. Kirk lashed
    out at an article published during the
    Conference week in ‘Truth’ about his
    illness.[...]l alive. Kirk rounded off his speech
    by exhorting the delegates to go back to
    their branches and begin preparing for next
    year’s election in order that the Labour
    Party could go out and “give National he[...]enty four (but
    easrly confused with Norm. Kirk in the dark) was second
    only to the boss in the Conference honours. An impressive

    . . . the radicals and appeased the
    pensroners. Definitely a hot. contender for future party

    group at the Conference, comprised mainly
    of youth delegates, called for the
    withdrawal of New Zealand troops from
    Malaysia and Singapore by the end of next
    year and for the immediate cessation of

    New Zealand’s involvement in [he
    A.N.Z.U.S. ‘dcfence pact. Under the
    persuasive influence of Minister of
    Defence, Arth[...]proposals were rejected. A call was als~
    made to the Government to recognise the
    Provisional Revolutionary Governmcni ll:

    _South Vietnam. The Conference voted

    rem aining[...]odwill mission to areas in South Vietnam
    to study the situation witha view to
    possible recognition of that government,
    This decision was carried despite the
    vociferous opposition of Faulkner and
    Roger Drayton, Chairman of the
    International Affairs Committee, who both

    argued[...]Chile and divert him to
    Peru was also presented. The intention of

    . this remit seems to have been to[...]blic recognition as to where New
    Zealand stood on the Chilian situation. Joe
    Walding, Associate Minister of Foreign
    Affairs, diffused the situation quite
    effectively by keeping the debate at a
    low-key, logical level which contrast[...]emotional outbursts
    Walding neatly distinguished the difference
    between New Zealand’s recognition of a
    country and the approval of its policies. He,
    stated that recogni[...]a. card vote in order to
    defeat this motion. . '

    The debates throughout the afternoon
    were punctuated by alternating outbursts
    from the young radicals and Arthur
    Faulkner. The latter seemed determined to.
    impress Conference w[...]f order in a humiliating fashion during
    debate on the international affairs remits.
    As a cabinet minister, Faulkner was
    entitled to remain on the platform during
    debate over international affairs remits but
    had no speaking powers as this was the
    exclusive prerogative of Walding (in the
    absence of Norm Kirk). Faulkner was
    interupted in his speech and was forced to
    resume it from the Conference floor in the

    ’ role of a delegate and not that of a cabinet

    minister. -

    In contrast to its grand beginning, the
    Conference concluded in an almost
    pathetic fashion, with many delegates
    having already left. The traditional fAuld
    Lang Sync’ was dispensed with[...]maining to ensure a
    lusty chorus. '

    ‘ Overall, the Conference seemed to lack

    leadership and direction. This was due in
    many ways to the absence of Norm Kirk

    who by now has become almost
    indispensable to the Party. It _was
    compounded by, the reluctance of the
    majority of Cabinet Ministers to take any
    initiative or. become involved in any
    controversy on the Conference floor. The
    Chairmanship was not of an authoritative.
    nature,[...]Bennett
    seemed incapable of directing debates in
    the manner of strong chairman’s in the past
    such as Bill Rowling. He was frequently
    reli[...]earted fashion.,He
    still reminds one very much of the}
    wheeler-dealer wharf politiCan that he once? -
    was, .: _ .'- . ..,. ~. ,, a:

    I The agenda was conveniently arranged in ‘

    such a way that the contentions report of
    the Youth and Women’s Conferences were
    left unheard[...]bortion law reform did not occur. In
    keeping with the low-key atmosphere of
    the Conference, the women’s and youth
    groups normally the most vocal of the
    groups at Conference - were relatively
    mute. The dominant mood at -the
    Conference was one of not embarassing the
    Government.

    Photographs by John Miller; copyright.

    Eddie (the Stick) Isbey defied his wharf background with
    bri[...]ions of Winston Churchill. Obliged to fill in
    for the frequently absent Bennett, he daz'zled delegates
    with his Red ties and matching complexion.

    The Landers Gang (Brian Landers, Engineers Union, Bri[...]w ones by
    totally obscure.

    stumbling to and from the Gents, Henry astounded the
    Press benches by remembering to change his socks[...],

    One might say of Hugh Watt that he’s been in the shit all
    his life. The ex cistern manufacturer, however, managed to
    sleep through the entire conference without once leaving to
    perform bodily- functions. His owlish presence on the
    Platform belied his wizardry at noughts an[...]
    [...]WALDING



    Chaff: What would you consider to be the role and
    function of the Labour Party Conference?

    Walding: It is, I think, to set priorities and to give an
    indication of the Party itself and to make
    recommendations on policy. It is also the avenue by
    which everybody who is a member of The Labour
    Party has a form of expressing their opinions.

    'Chaff: The Constitution of the Party states that the
    Conference is the supreme governing body of the
    Party. Is this more in theory than in practice?

    Walding: No, its definitely the policy—making machinery of
    the Party.

    Chaff: But the Policy Committee can go directly against the
    recommendations of Conference can‘t it?

    Walding: Yes. However, the Policy Manifesto is decided by
    a combination of delegates from the Parliamentary
    Party and appointees from the Conference. They
    certainly have to take notice an[...]are good reasons not to go outside them.

    Chaff: The Parliamentary Party can disregard the Policy
    Manifesto?

    Walding: Yes. Thel’arliamentary Party has to decide what is
    practical in the circumstances. The Policy can be
    changed - the All Black Tour was once of these cases.
    The policy that was agreed upon by the Policy
    Committee stated that there .wasn’t to be any

    ‘ interference in sport. Now, that was changed by the
    Parliamentary Party. It is those sort of decision[...]can have it in trust and so on. Then
    you come to the question of what is the true value of
    something. If you just come up with[...]I put down what Ipaid for it twenty years
    ago or the latest valuation ? Do l’put down my wife‘s
    ha[...]t a
    situation such as that which has emerged from the
    Watergate Affair?

    Walding: Watergate?

    Chaff: Well, the tax evasions, financial swindling and so on

    ‘[...]omething related to it — well, he would

    be for the highjump.

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    'TO PRETECT TEETH FROM SP[...]Chaff: What about Mr Muldoon sitting on the select
    Committee for the Superannuation Bill whilst being a
    director of a[...]financial position. '

    Chaff: It seems to me that the true financial position you
    are talking of is one[...]ould do it quiet easily — trust funds

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    and this type of thing. All you’re doing is you get the
    ’honest bloke. The bloke that has quite legally
    disguised his financial position in other ways, he’s the
    bloke you want to get at. You don’t get at him[...]f way.

    Chaff: We heard from a reliable source at the Youth
    Conference (who prefers to remain unnamed)[...]uch‘it is a subordinate role in
    as much as that the RM. has the major responsibility.

    Chaff: We were told you se[...]d to overseas trade but when
    questions arose over the Chilean situation,
    instance, you appeared relativ[...]s way. I certainly didn’t
    claim to in fact know the up to date details of the
    crisis and wasn’t prepared to passjudgement. Even if
    the RM. had been there too he wouldn’t have known
    e[...]ying you
    know something when you don’t.

    Chaff: The question is whether you should know as
    Associate[...]omebody made a statement
    saying: “Look, this is the position - that the New
    Zealand Embassy had turned down refugees whic[...]e in Foreign Affairs. I said I
    didn’t know what the circumstances were and I
    wasn’t prepared to give an answer on just
    supposition. The statements that he made were in
    fact incorrect. I checked up when I went back, got
    the information and told the person concerned. So
    what someone was doing was shooting something off
    the top of his head which was incorrect.

    Chaff: Mr Kirk mentioned in the House prior to his illness,
    or rather he threatened the National Party with
    publication of papers relating to the Vici‘tul‘fl
    iriilvolvement by New Zealand. W[...]again I don’t know. I don’t
    know what was in the man’s mind at the time he
    made the statement.[...]
    'OUT’OF THE CLOSETS - VOICES OF-
    GAY LIBERATION. Edited by Ka[...]of ideas,
    experiences, and manifestos related to the
    Gay Liberation movement in America, and
    consists[...]dings
    such as ‘sex and roles’ ‘Lesbians and the
    Women’s Liberation movement’, and so on.

    In spite of the large number of
    contributors the same ideas are repeated
    again and again, and this[...]icularly true of that
    keystone of Gay Lib, dogma, the concept
    of the ‘sexist society:’

    ”Gay Revolution will see the overthrow of
    the straight male caste and the destruction
    of all systehis of caste and class ba[...]ink Gay Lib. with
    other revolutionary ideals:

    The revolutionary goals of gay liberation
    including the elimination of capitalism,
    imperialism, and racism, are premised on
    the termination of the system of male
    supremacy. ”

    I am afraid the logic of this reasoning
    escapes me. Like revoluti[...]s, in
    their virulent attackson sexism, imply that
    the achievement of a single goal (like the
    overthrow of capitalism) will bring about a
    mirac[...]s,
    and appeals to homosexuals to ‘come out‘.

    The last mentioned has led to the idea that
    we are all potentially homosexual. One
    writer melodramatically appeals:

    “We want to reach the homosexuals
    entombed in you, to liberate our brothers
    and sisters locked in the prisons of your
    skulls. ”

    This is fine rhetori[...]exuality but this does not make us all gay.
    In‘ the interests of procreation
    heterosexuality tends to hold sway, and
    the mere existence of homosexuality does
    not necissitate a revolution tor the
    overthrow of that “rotten oppressive
    institution” the nuclear family.

    Opposition to sex roles is evident in the
    writing of all the contributors. This
    opposition is based on the notion of the
    ‘sexist society’, a society which derives its[...]a machiavellian system of

    reward and punishment the end result of,

    which is the stereotyped man and woman.

    CHAF F



    Now this m[...]this sort of thing is present in all societies.

    The process does not have to be
    ‘oppressive’ unle[...]ation, not
    oppression.

    Here one might digress on the unfortunate
    effect of the spread of sociological ideas. A
    little knowledge of the springs and wheels
    which make society function can be quite
    depressing, since the conclusion can be
    drawn that man is indeed oppres[...]rces such as social roles,
    norms, etc. etc. It is the old tale of
    ignorance being bliss.

    Out of the Closets comes out strongly
    against psychiatry as[...]o a certain extent this
    seems to be justified, as the concept held
    by some psychiatrists that homosexuality
    is a curable disease does not seem to fit the
    facts. Some contributors talked of aversion
    thera[...]technique which

    works on a similar principle to the
    treatment given Alex in A Clockwork
    Orange. The subject is ‘programmed’

    through electric sho[...]easons as well.
    Psychiatrists who try to discover the causes
    of homosexuality are. without knowing it,[...]ood, natural,
    healthy, etc. After all, if this is the case,

    , attributing homosexuality to such possib[...]mbalance,
    temperament, and family problems raises
    the bogey of abnormality which gays
    understandably re[...]hy
    so many writers in this book try to prove
    that the reverse is true and deride ‘straight’
    society[...]exism.

    Despite its wealth of undigestable dogma,
    the book manages to create a considerable
    amount of sympathy for the position of
    homosexuals in society. Although some of
    the contributors’ accounts of their first
    homosexua[...]end to become a
    bit pretentious, they do point to the fact
    that oppression of a mor; immediate kind
    plays a big part in the lives of homosexuals.
    The American police feature strongly here,
    there bein[...]omosexuals pay for security are
    also a feature of the American scene.

    Significantly Out of the Closets says little
    about homosexual law reform. I suspect
    that this is because the topic is a little too
    mundane and pragmatic for the gay
    activists and ‘radicalesbians‘ whose ideas
    dominate the book.

    Despite this obvious dogmatism, the book
    will probably be of great interest to New
    Ze[...]omosexuals themselves. .

    SJ.
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    THE MAFIA IS NOT AN EQUAL
    OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER: Nicholas
    Gage

    The popularity which greeted Puzo’s “The
    Godfather” and the following film has led
    to a spate of publications[...]good thing.

    This bo'ok, written by a reporter on the
    staff of The New York Times, is a
    documentary 'style exposure of the “real”
    Mafia and organised crime (as distinct from

    popular fiction). The material Gage
    presents is interesting enough; Meyer
    Lansky, . Jo Colombo, Frank Sinatra,

    Organised in the Ghetto 'etc. The book

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    would certainly be interesting enough to
    .the casual reader with little or no
    knowledge of organised crime in America.

    However the whole book is very shallow. It
    does not treat any[...]her
    sensationalist fashion (which perhaps
    betrays the writer’s background) which
    seems designed to shock or to stiffen the
    moral fibre of the reader rather than
    provide a coherent overall picture of
    organised crime. Certainly one of the
    writers aims appears to be to tarnish the
    glamour the Mafia, which is admirable, but
    the style it uses is extremely trite and the
    author too often resorts to value

    " judgements w[...]be far superior. For instance when
    commenting on the well known “sexist”
    (to Lise contempary jargon) attitudes of the
    Mafia he is not content to inform the
    reader in a coherent fashion. Instead he.
    titles his chapter “The Mafia ls Full of
    Male Chauvinists” and proceeds[...]ation in a manner
    reminiscent of NZ. Truth.

    With the glut of material available on this
    topic I could[...]anyone other than as a very basic
    introduction to the topic.

    J.M.
    Supplied by U .B.S.

    A novel by Robe[...]ith
    even some sexy (but not too sexy) stills
    from the film.

    While it is impossible to assess this book
    impartially, due to all the advance
    publicity— and general ballyhoo, it was my
    feeling that people who cried for the
    screening of the film did so on the grounds
    that this was a book of relevance and



    importance. Having read the book, I feel
    that the whole thing has been over-rated.

    This is due in part to the fact that the plot
    is hardly feasible and in parts the tactic
    that the character development is
    inconsistent. Paul, for instance, changes at
    the end from a domineering tyrant to an
    almost meek romanticist, after giving no
    indication throughout the book that he has
    any finer feelings at all.

    At t[...]o less. This
    may be enough recommendation to read
    the book, but I doubt that it is a film on
    which to decide the future of censorship as
    ‘A Clockwork Orange’ was. All the same, it
    could be that there’s something good t[...]'A \
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    THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF BARRY
    MCKENZIE - Barry Humphri[...]ill be acquainted with Barry McKenzie
    (or Bazza), the unsophisticated Australian
    flying in Britain, as will most film—goers.

    l was under the impression that the book
    on which the film was based was called (as
    was the film) ‘The Adventures of Barry
    McKenzie’ and got this book thinking it
    was the latest addition to Bazza literature.
    I was wrong, however, and it appears that
    this is the book on which the film was
    based.

    This-book is full of the language and
    idioms which make any Bazza cartoon[...]ey, anything
    else. Barry Humphries must be one of the
    best satirists about when it comes to the
    two things he knows best; Australians and
    the English (or is that one thing?) The
    cartoons are drawn by Nicholas Garland,
    and while they are only a little better than
    average as cartoons, the humour of the
    story can sustain the readers interest.

    If you are interested in this book, it only
    costs $2.20 and with the large amount of
    reading it contains (at least thr[...]ollection of
    cartoons available) it is well worth the
    outlay.

    S.M.
    Supplied by U.B.S.

    “Do yo[...]
    SIXTEEN & SAVAGED - Silverhead

    This has got to be the wildest record cover I have ever seen -
    unfortunately the music doesn’t quite make the same
    impact. The initial impreesion is that Silverhead are trying
    to emulate Alice Cooper. By the portraits displayed on the
    back cover, appearances are not too different, and the

    musical content shows definite influences of Ali[...]to be somewhat
    vocally strained and consequently thethe better tracks of the
    album and would have fitted perfectly in “Billion Dollar
    Babies.” The next track “Only You” sounds a bit like
    something off the STONES “Sticky Fingers” L.P. but,
    without.Jagger’s penetrating voice, the tune tends to
    become monotonous. Side one is comp[...]a slow rock number with a clumsy up
    tempo towards the end that doesn’t really come off.

    Side two commences with “Heavy Hammer” which returns
    to the Alice Cooper style and displays the better qualities
    of Silverhead. This is followed[...]tte, Rock out” and “This
    ain’t a Parody”. The final track is the title track and has
    some subtle rythm changes that add a touch of originality
    to the LP. This is probably the quality most lacking in the
    rest of the LP. But why should we accept a reasonable
    imitati[...]ucing good music.

    B.S.

    [)(J’V(l()|'

    QUEEN OF THE NIGHT



    QUEEN OF THE NIGHT: Maggie Bell

    After several years of frustrations and setbacks as vocalist
    with British group Stone the Crow, the worst of which was
    the freak death of guitarist Les Harvey, Maggie Bell[...]ince.

    This record involves a change of style for the girl who has a
    powerhouse voice in the style of Janis Joplin. Perhaps
    influenced by earlier lack of recording success Maggie has
    opted to replace the raucous blues/rock backing of Stone
    the Crows with a mellow sophisticated sound provrded by
    New York session men. As to be expected the production is
    faultless and the result is a very even listenable L.P.

    However I[...]I preferred her screaming and
    rocking with Stone the Crows to this mellow bluesy, almost
    soul type rec[...]versicSn of “After Midnight” is adequate but the
    original )and the cover by Derek and the Dommos,are
    infinitely better. The whole LP. is restrained and tasteful,

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    acceptance.

    However if you can overcome all the old nostalgia for Stone
    the Crows, and regard this as something completely
    different, it certainly stands up well. The balance and
    musical quality of the backing is consistently 'good and
    provides a very sympathetic counter to Maggies rugged
    voice. The slow bluesy numbers, such as Trade Winds and
    Queen of the Night are especially good. It is good
    unpretentious music if lacking a little of the impact of her
    previous recordings. I M

    STRONG IN THE SUN - Tir Na Nog

    For those who, like me, didn’[...]n styled Al Stewart, plus a few
    original ideas in the arrangements, which makes the LP.
    worth listening to, rather than buying one of the LP’s of
    one of the above mentioned virtuosoes.

    All their material i[...]kes it appealing, if you like that
    sort of thing. The lyrics tend to be a little self-righteous in
    places, but not too burdensome, and all the instrumental
    work is excellent, with Tir Na Nog,[...], and session men on bass, drums

    and keyboards.

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    held together, then this could be the LP. for you. If you’re
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    the blues funk in it, then this isn’t the one for you.

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    [...]able night in Wellington but that didn’t deter

    the happy folk from leaving their fireside and swarming

    into the Town Hall to see Osibisa inaction.

    At 8.15 p.m. they were still pouring in while some poor
    bastard at the door was trying to persuade the line of
    optimists without tickets that the Town Hall couldn‘t
    possibly cater for them.

    I[...]“Section” a local Wellington group move on to the stage
    and proceed to entertain us in the interim, Entertain us

    they did playing such numb[...]n Morrison which they played wellrand, apart
    from the lead singer Dennis Mason drOpping his
    microphone[...]guy yelled out “O.K. we give up, what is it”. The'Stage
    door ’opened . . . a guy appeared, then d[...]hink what your
    Eve will give up when
    you take her the freshest
    of any fruit in town:
    You'll get itfresh[...]R KET

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    Osibisa The Stage door opened once more and they walked
    out; the seven of them, one by one, to receive a deafening[...]er turning up they got into a number
    ‘called “The Dawn", 8 piece I enjoyed above all others.
    They began the song by very cleverly imitating bird and

    ' animal calls of the native bush and, with all of them beating
    on their drums, they provided a sound so unified and tight
    that by the time they finished the Town Hall was really
    alive.

    They proved .an extremely versatile group and the
    frequency of timings changes, with a great variet[...]plain old
    whistle and cowbell added something to the sound

    There is no other word that could describe the audience
    reaction to ‘Osibisa’»1nore aptly t[...]d.

    In about three numbers they played they asked the
    audience to join in, after providing the words to chant. The
    voices didn’t peter out like they usually do; p[...]sdngs are
    westernised which is a pity.

    Musically the drummer was particularly good and I could
    say the same for the bongo player. The organist was
    fascinating to watch: his mouth being the main feature

    As I couldn’t have been further back from the stage, seated
    in Row 2,_ I couldn’t see very cl[...]were
    wearing but certainly nothing spectacular in the vein of Ian
    Andserson and 'Mick Jagger. .

    All in all a good show which certainly gave the audience
    value for money. I can’t. help feeling that they perhaps play
    over much to the eroWd; sometimes to the detriment‘of the-
    music; but this is preferable to the sort of show ‘Where the
    performer ignores his audience; cg. Joe Cocker. -[...]lanned an expanded
    programme of student travel to the Pacific area this summer
    vacation.

    The major highlight is another Pacific cruise following on
    the success of last summers. The cruise (Pandoc ‘74) will
    depart Auckland 11 Dec[...]nia which return via
    Fiji. Both cost $180.00 with the first departing 27
    November (ANOU l) and the second 11 December (ANOU
    2). For those who want a[...]n

    accommodation etc once you are there. Later in the year
    details of the work camp in Fiji will be available.‘ '

    So if you want to travel to the Pacific see your STB office
    or Travel Offi[...]
    THEThe play is well presented with the stage manager again

    variously played by only two actors:- Sherril (‘ooper and doing a good job. Thethe standard of production. An
    challenge. Barry Woods has the more difficult part in that intellegent comedy which. maybe, will appeal to the more
    rapid changes from one character to another. involving cultivate. but very entertaining none-the-less.

    marked changes of accent. are required. ll[...]ch of a contrast is involved.

    This play involves the story behind the writing of and the
    background to the production of George Bernard Shaw's
    celebrated play, ‘Pygmalian'. The central characters are
    Shaw himself, and the two feature actors in the original
    production. Mrs Patrick Campbell and Sir[...]Humour is the name of the game in this production and the

    (‘entrepoint company succeeded in evoking much[...]RUST

    chortling. (‘ertaiuly sortie knowledge of the contempery
    society would be a great aid to understanding sortie ot the

    Shavian anecdotes. but the mans egotistical humour r"
    generally comes across well. . '
    For instance the night before the opening night Shaw sent a . '
    letter to Winston (‘hurc‘ i‘.l: .‘

    "llerc‘s a couple of tit .ets o the first night' wring a friend.

    if you have one. CENTREPOINT THEARE CO.
    . . ‘ (with the support of O.E. ll Arts council)
    lo which he received the reply: _ presents .

    “('an‘t make the first night; send me tickets for the second
    night, if you have one.

    "FIRST NIGHT OF PYGMALION’
    by Richard Hugget

    Mrs Patrick Campbell was the most extravagent actress of
    the time and Shaw pursued one of his famed romances.[...]llerhert 'l‘ree was one and ms firs": Eliza
    ot the last actor-mamtgers of the era. Owner of his own

    theatre ‘he found Shaw‘s incessant interference in the LIMITED SEASON TO 16th JUNE

    production extremely[...]e
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    THE xBEAR- IN TH:E_._SO.UAREI

    You may be interested[...], determined to'maintain ai‘rural’ quality in the
    .eentral area, and unbeknown to most people. a bear quietly keeps a market garden
    alongside the clocktower. But then, perhaps you may have seen him? He has a long sad

    Did you ever have a scare

    In the middle of the Square?

    I once met a bear there

    With lettuce in his hair.

    I said to the bear:

    ‘Oh, do you really dare

    To live out her[...]?’ _ _

    He said he’d never leave his place
    In the middle of that space,
    Though carswent hell for le[...]him with your sympathy.

    For, he will tell to you the story of
    How, many moons ago,
    A Mayor and City Councillors

    “Came struggling through the snow

    With worried looks and alpenstocks
    And surv[...]were low).

    What concerned them yet more deeply,
    The citizens were lost.

    They must hurry up and find[...]a?

    But whist! Here was an island!

    (An island in the Square?)

    This was Elysium - and the start

    To spark off all the planner’s art.

    What achievements they would da[...]wn
    That it was ever there?).

    Surprise! Surprise! The citizens
    Were already there. To wit,

    They’d ma[...], alas for such high minded things
    That solace to the spirit brings,

    In the name of progress, their lamp was never lit.

    For[...]ped away new lives to start -

    On ragged edges of the Square.

    No wonder bear’s been sorrowing, ,
    Wond’ring what the morn would bring . . .
    A concrete fort? A lake fo[...]r bed in leafy bower. /

    (He’s had to put it in the tower!).

    I said to the bear: ,

    ‘Be glad, he gay!

    Stupendous things are on the way,
    With myriad plans in melting pot

    . And place where ‘X’ will~mark the spot

    CHAFF

    Of a lush and.swept-up townhouse liar
    In a brisk, idyllic Square
    That’s worthy of the name of . . . “BEAR”.’

    Now another era’s come to pass,

    We find we may sit upon the grass

    And noble thoughts on art impart,

    But may[...]is bear with lettuce in his hair,
    Dreams to renew the City‘s heart,
    Assiduously plays his little part[...]You‘ve trodden in my market garden.‘

    Butnow the melting pot’s o’crl‘lowcd,
    And you can sit upon the road,

    And cogitate and scratch your head
    And won[...]:
    Grandiosity nil impresses ,

    It can’t relieve the strains and stresses.
    Environment‘s a place to[...]every day.

    But, remember that when you repair
    To the recesses of the Square,

    Softly ‘(‘usha! (‘usha!‘ calling,

    lire the early dews be falling,

    You may meet a kind and h[...]here he lay, a boy no more, —
    Just a Stomach on the floor.
    Nonetheless since it was his
    They ate it _[...]CTUALLY; SEEN
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    (or the lengths. some people will

    relief")

    go to for a little “light

    ,‘Twas on a stormy P.N. night
    Jim set the library all alight.

    Of course he stayed to see the show,

    . “Twas more than pride that made him glow . . .
    The flames leapt up with hungry roar
    And BARBECUED the UPPER floor!
    The anguished screams that rent the air
    Fell like soft music on Jim’s car.

    And first to go - the Journal crowd.

    Old Gab. Dante would have been pr[...]t a little fire.

    But I digress — you‘ll miss the point.
    ling. lit. outroasteth any joint.



    Now[...]coming terms -

    Right now they’re swotting with the worms . . .
    lts said statistics cannot lie

    Why.[...](‘limb social science “Staris to heaven”.

    The rest applied science-students all

    Too late interpret Prof. Ratt’s call.

    The Moral of this sad tale true -

    Scientists[...]
    CLARRIES
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    SECOND HAND CLOTHING
    GEORGE ST-NEXT[...]ally managed to represent Massey at a tournament (the
    men that is, as the girls all opted for a holiday instead)! The scene
    was the Wellington Province Senior Teams Tournament, May 11,
    and the competition consisted of teams from Wellington Sw[...]s Anderson to O
    & E. Somehow we had to water down the senior competition in at
    least one team! Our team represented the scale from junior to
    senior, so we needed all the help we could get.



    Our first opponent was Vic[...]ht match points buts that would have given
    Massey the win. Just one more hit in time for either of them[...]ame Wellington. Swords, stiff competition indeed. The Massey
    team only managed to win 3 bouts out of 9. Every member of our
    team beat the same member of theirs while losing to the New
    Zealand Master of Arms and the New Zealand Foil Champ. Once
    again there was the possibility of winning the match as match points
    bouts did occur, but it was not to be. -

    To top things off, our worst performance was against 0 &[...]en a good day for
    him. Indeed, he managed to beat the New Zealand Master of Arms
    that day. Was it just[...]no
    witnesses from Massey to state their opinion. The score indicated
    that he must have done something right. He was content not to be
    with us in any case, as the Massey team managed to finish dead last.

    It was[...]have a glass or two before
    returning for sabre in the afternoon. Our Club Captain. Paul, with a
    glass in each hand, was working at bolstering moral during the
    session. It almost worked. Against Vic Swords we[...]hile you're at '

    varsity, see lvan Johnstone

    at the Fitzherbert

    Avenue Branch of

    the BNZ

    Ivan knows the sort of money
    problems you’re going to be involved
    with as a student, and he'll be
    pleased to give you all the assistance
    and advice that's possible.



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    The great thing about these is their flexibility. You[...]or a few days, to tide you over a rough spot till the
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    BNZ Consulting Service[...]ho understand money and how it works.

    And/ust by the way, there's another good reason for banking
    with the Bank of New Zealand—it's the only trading bank
    wholly owned by the people of New Zealand.

    Call at thethe rallying cry for the Massey team of Ross,
    Paul and Doug. After a short debate, Doug and Ross faced
    opponents first before handing the one epee over to Paul. It was felt
    that in view o[...]us weapon, and
    so they did manage to win overall. The fact that it required a much
    harder hit than usual did little to benefit us. At this point we
    withdrew from the competition, much’ annoyed. We were even more
    a[...]d by Tisdall’s that there was no possibility of
    the manufacturer’s replacing what was obviously a d[...]. We’ll be looking for another supplier.

    While the record was pretty dismal, there were good perform[...]out of his junior grade in terms of his work with
    thethe mention
    of the thing, for the moment. Next time we’ll have to watch Ross
    more carefully to see what hc’s doing. The upcoming North Island
    Champs may give us that opp[...]udents have found
    very Useful.





    - SOCCER -

    The holidays began in dastardly fashion for the soccer world when
    Vic told us to lick mountain fr[...]be regarded as piss weak crustaceans.



    However the next week the first team pissed over Havelock North
    Wanderers 4[...]ored and Dingo-Lurch-Greeny
    fumbled a couple into the net. On the whole it wasn’t too bad.

    A feature of that game-was the way Brian Saunders played like a
    man possessed after having already played for the third team! ‘

    The thirds will want to forget their game as they allowed the fourths .
    to humiliate them. The deciding factor in this otherwise balanced
    game was that Kirkland was in goal for the thirds. - “

    On Saturday Massey played Glen Carron in the local bottom of the
    league derby and waltzed to a decisive, brilliant[...]aw prawn dangling in
    front of his nose controlled the ball - motored 50 yards, slotted an
    incisive pass to Lurch who predictably fumbled it into the net. The
    game was over bar the showers!

    The thirds scratched up a brilliant team only to- be pipped at the
    post by T.C. They lost 5 - 1.

    Apart from that no[...]8r. Ugessium

    After a three-week layoff in which the racing correspondents forgot
    more than most‘pun[...]uessrum are
    eager to get back into action.

    After the phenomenal (and astounding) success of last terms
    picking, the correspondents have seen the light and are determined
    to go to any lengths to[...]term off with this weeks special; Blue Raider in the
    fourth race at Manawatu. It may be necessary to nobble the other
    eighteen horses in this race and find a jockcy strong enough to carry
    it the last half. but apart from that it looks unbeatable.

    1n the third race at Manawatu, Ugucssium selects Ro-een. Its last
    start failure was at Wanganui, where the track didn’t Suit it, was its
    first unplaced ru[...]been placed
    previously it should run better.

    In the fifth race is Llissus who was second in this race[...]d fifth at I’oxton.

    Bleu Streak is selected in the sixth race as the track is expected to
    be right for him, but not he[...]ast years
    lop trainer and jockey, respectively on the Manawatu course.

    ( race eight, the second leg, Mr Dan is expected to come right on
    -[...]land are Sir Stanley,
    II arger and Trendsetter in the MeGregor Grant Steeple, the
    Cornwall Hop. and the Visitors Hcp. respectively. Sir Stanley should
    on[...]rger has gone to Auckland
    from Awapuni, bypassing the local meeting, and Trendsetter is an
    up and coming sprinter, a fact reflected by its rise in the weights.

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    [...]cott. While publicly claiming penury he
    lampooned The Listener, his major source
    of income, via the vehicle of a capping
    magazine, Masskerade, referr[...]s “Ian Crass”. Now, within weeks,
    he is using The Listener as a vehicle to
    convey his impressions o[...]to tell an amusing story he
    recently confided to the CHAFF editor
    that the reasons for the dearth of sales of
    this years Masskerade lay not in the
    product but in the poor promotion and
    organisation surrounding it, f[...]edibility.

    ‘" I '. one

    A challenging sport at the Labour Party
    Conference was counting the varicose veins
    on Dr Finlay’s nose which he is[...]A recent survey at Teachers College on
    usage of the killer weed marijuana gave the
    somewhat surprising result that less than
    40% had tried the drug and only 25%
    approx. had used it more than once. This is
    generally attributed to the number of
    ‘invisible’ students, who can only[...]ushing home to their
    study holes. It appears that the silent
    majority is alive and well at Teachers
    College. One wonders whether this is not
    also the case at Massey. Perish the thought.



    We have all heard about people’s pets
    resembling their owners. Following a tough
    season on the track, usually running well
    on the outside, Cabinet Ministers ‘Joe
    Walding and Mat[...]think that Messrs Rata and Walding had
    truly run the horse out. One week later
    Hugh Watt announced tha[...]irk, but we are increasingly
    worried that some of the other cabinet

    ministers may break down in the near
    future. ‘

    Latest news to hit the culture scene states
    that the Maori lack of education does not
    stem from his inability to understand the
    English language.

    The Government has now spent thousands
    of dollars introducing Maori to primary
    schools in the hope that it will give them
    some cultural identit[...]elp them
    to raise their own education standards.

    The news from the big North reports a
    Maori headmaster who states that most
    Maoris used the Maori language :argument

    as a poor excuse for no[...]id
    note that most Maoris could read a race
    book.

    The inference seemed to be that they could
    extend thi[...]ng- ~

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    terror in to the hearts of the superstitious
    inPalmerston. '

    The film features magnificent examples of
    the film industry’s technical skills.
    Technicolour[...]ng
    anything Bazza McKenzie has done, were
    perhaps the most impressive.

    Outside the
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    theatre the
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    to the confused masses. Unfortunately
    their effectiveness in this role is limited by
    the fact that none of them have, or will,

    see[...]

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    [...]Speaking from the flushed lips of a much abused pussy[...]whose fur has been rubbed the wrong way, I would like to
    POLITICAL[...]protest about the -statement contained in the recent edition[...]s." In this it is alleged that certain members of the[...]"Streak-a-Light" cast would not perform for the evenings
    Politicians and the media in New Zealand, have held[...]show unless the cast party was paid for out of Drama Club
    an[...]wish to present what I saw happen:
    The Labour Party Conference revealed the frigidity of[...](and I feel sure no mental) threat took place
    the relationship when the humourless Labour Party[...]pot was being passed around for contributions to the
    at their expense. After Brian Edward's recent[...]cast party.
    of political interference in the media it was 3. The treasurer was asked for a donation from the nights'
    appallingly mismanaged from a public[...]takings towards the cast party.[...]plays, revues) are of a
    unfair treatment by the media are reminiscent of the[...]purely voluntary nature, the time, personal effort and
    jilted bride.[...]energy contributed by the cast is of siginificant[...]proportions. I personally feel that the reported action would
    After all the Labour Party spent $250,000 converting[...]not be in accord with the generous natures of su·ch people.
    Norm Kirk'[...]During the few -such activities I have been involved in, the
    to that of a statesman/technocrat. They spent[...]spirit of giving by the cast of themselves has been th_e
    training their top men to become television.
    THE 'PHANTOM' REVISITED[...]times, to be more interested in the takings than giving. Still
    Wellington has recently been witnessing the disgusting It's funny how some people have long memories. The last as an old salt once said "He who passes into the ·wind, gets .
    spectacle of two aspiring pol[...]M'(shut up Miles) Durand
    Unfortunately the public has a strong desire to
    believe they have got leaders at the helm and not As one who was involved[...]ld be made clear. In answer to Marlyn
    exists the ridiculous games between Press and[...](b) He was not pressured by the Jesus Freaks, nor were
    any of the staff or their acquaintances associated with the
    Chaff, this issue, welcomes a new member to the Freaks. In fact we didn't get any[...]ivory year.
    tower history world for the preferable life of Chaff
    reporter. The editor and he are old comrades in arms, (c) The 'bleeping' of the Phantom letter was not part of a
    / having foug[...]prudish Patricia Bartlett-type plot on the part of the
    History, and hope to reproduce such strong efforts of Editor. In its original form, the Phantom letter was ranker
    solidarity in this and forthcomii:tg issues.[...]such would only have been completely censored by the[...]you may remember in the last issue of CHAFF the present Allow me as one of Massey's 3000 e[...]an abusive letter thank you for getting out the May issue in time to catch
    Editor: John Macl[...]some of us on campus, This is one of the few opportunities
    Sub-editor: Steve Muir[...]perfect, but Chaff is still entertaining, to the point and
    Features editor: Alan Hall[...]Salient.

    The editor wishes to name (maim?) the[...]ng already.
    Brian Gilchrist, Don McLeod, and the chick 3. Keep the scatology to a minimum. I know it spices the[...]an almighty bore. It can also
    wot gave Steve the poetry.[...]damage the paper's credibility for the unitrated.[...]vastly different policy to this year's. On the whole we gains financially Auckland co[...]us and used such sources as suffers - the public become confused and buy one.[...]What seems to me to be the greatest difference between thousand[...]CHAFF'73 and '74 is the layout and graphics. These are 2, Capping m?gs can't co91pete with the glossies. This[...]t up to type of competition means that the magazine loses
    the Editor's discretion : What matters is whether students local colour and the essential folkiness for local appeal.[...]came along but, as you say the traditional market has
    whether the Editor prefers Barry MacKenzie cartoons or been invaded so you must provide what the glossies[...]. and If I remember right Masskerade was the first capping mag.
    pressure groups like the Freaks he should also be to be sold[...]people who cry 'censorship' wjthout understanding the own petard. Everyone' s doing it ; every[...]d. Now is the time for a more ration al Masskerade policy.
    swell to take it the way yQu do."[...]
    [...]To "The Jesus Freaks of Massey" dare you interfere with[...]er of gratitude to those who helped me in
    passing the motion for the return of tobacco on campus. This is the voice of the common people, determined to[...]and all who sail in her. Great stuff lads and now the dead
    at the SGM) and Al Corban (who didn't even turn up) for shits (subsitute the correct word and take 2 marks) are
    assisting in the illegal sale of cigarettes on campus, and my down don't hesitate to put the, boot in, ass in, finger in.
    seconder, Stev Willi[...]at Varsity I have had no dealings with CHAFF or the
    But most of all my thanks to those beautiful people who Drunken Bums who sail in her.
    turned up at the SGM, smokers and non-smokers, who
    voted in favour of the motion. Also my thanks to Martin Make every week[...]The revered[...]Truth's recent billboard headline suggesting that the[...]attempts at creating Neil Young as the all-:new 1974 style
    Without mentioning names we k[...]pers. deceptions.
    We also learn of the visitors gay who've arrived froi:n over Yours etc
    the waters with money to bum and organs to play to se[...](retired)
    But to criticise deeply the games that occur in the "sack"
    or over the table, to impute by repute, that our girls would
    defer to the Geishas is hardly a fable.
    One wonders, if when t[...]lly entwined in this
    extremely pleasant communion the thought will arise that
    this act was designed to become the semen's union?![...]bout it next year.
    Why do Massey Students support the sale of non refillable
    Bic pens at the student shop? This is nothing but ALEX J. CRAWLEY[...]ss, wasteful consumerism, which helps to increase
    the growing problem of plastic pollution.

    Couldn't the Massey emblem be put on a refillable pen?[...]Sir,
    I and my co-horts are what I consider to be the epitomy of
    you "Apathet1c students."- (sorry about the cliche.)
    Having read another of your very[...]
    [...]·NT
    PDLITJ.CAL
    'I'RI SD.NE B
    I.N MAL4YSI4
    In the early hours of '<'ebruary 27 this year Mr Khoo Ee of the sort ot intimidation to which New Zealand
    Liam wa[...]In June 1969 the Director of the Malaysian Students[...]Department of the Malaysian High Commission to
    in KualaLumpur, the capital of Malaysia.[...]University
    Khoo Ee Liam was a private student at the University of opinions belong to the NZ China Socie::y, and the Associate telling them to break away from the existing
    Canterbury from 1968 to 1971. In 1970 he served on the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr J. A. Walding, is the patron Malaysian-Singaporean Students Association to form
    executive of the University of Canterbury Students' of the society's Manawatu branch.[...]associations exclusively for Malasians. Although the
    Association. People who knew Khoo at Canterbury s[...]overwhelming majority of members of the Auckland MSSA
    was a popular figure on the campus, who was highly Long History of Interferen[...]s for Malaysian and
    respected for his concern for the well being of his fellow[...]. Khoo returned to Malaysia in 19 71 and was held The charges against Khoo seem ridiculous, but they ha[...]s particularly frightening meaning when placed in the context the Malaysian High Commission. This meant that any
    re[...]of past attempts by the Malaysian Government, through its Malaysian student who wanted to liase with the High[...]Commission for any reason was obliged to join the separate
    As soon as the New Zealand University Students' intimidate stude[...].
    Association heard of Khoo's arrest it contacted the New
    Zealand Ministry of Foreign Affairs which und[...]hat Malaysian students in What You Can Do
    the New Zealand High Commission in Malaysia to make N[...]power (i.e. the People's Republic of. r.hina) was behind the If you believe that foreign students in New Ze[...]enjoy the same rights as New Zealand students, you can
    NZUSA also tried to contact the Malaysian High "subversion" and that the New Zealand Communist Party[...]volved. He also said that active participation in the
    happened to Khoo. But Mr de Silva refused to talk[...]n High Commissioner
    NZUSA and later complained to the Ministry of Foreign participation in a political[...]International Vice-President, Alick overthrowing the constitution of our country and the rule Government's interference in New Zeala[...]ns NZUSA , affairs and c.alling for the immediate release of Khoo Ee[...]Liarn;
    At the end of April Mr. David Cuthbert, a senior NZUSA a[...]r, went to Kuala Lumpur in an attempt to find out the Malaysian Prime Minister , Tun Razak, admitted in the WRITE to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Parliament
    from officials of the Malaysian Minist"ry of Home Affairs Malaysian Par[...]Buildings, Wellington, caliing for an end to the political
    why Khoo had been arrested. Despite sev[...]surveillance of Malaysian students by the .l falaysian High
    the new Zealand High Commission for an interview with[...]Commission; requesting the New Zealand Government's
    Cuthbert, the Ministry of Home Affairs refus·ed to see him. In April 1971 the "Manawatu Evening Standard" reported p[...]at he had been for New Zealand to press for the release of Khoo Ee Liam
    The Chage~s Against Khoo[...]dent said he had
    Three months after Khoo's arrest the charges again~: !. him been told that the Malaysian Government had given $1500 WRIT[...]Zealand, and for the release of Khoo Ee Liam.
    "actively participated in the activities of the pro-Pcking
    New Zealand/China F1iendship Society and was in close
    association with known members of the New Zealand
    Communist Party."[...]All YOUR
    2. That while in the same University "he in collaboration[...]Available from:
    attempted tojoin the Malayan National Liberation
    Army of Malaysia;"[...]84 The Square
    literature and publications on many occ[...]in serious discussion with members of the
    pro-Peking/ Australia China Friendship Society in order
    to enhance his knowledge and belief m the Communists[...]S
    ideology."
    What these charges reveal is that the Malaysian Government
    has become frantic in its efforts to control the activities
    and the thoughts, of its citjzens studying overseas. It is clea;
    that one of the aims behind Khoo' s arrest is to intimidate
    Malay[...]ING UP
    Last September, after Mr de Silva attacked the Eastern[...]was staged at several New Zealand
    universities by the Chinese La.nguage Club at Otago
    University, the Acting Vice-Chancellor of Victoria[...]THE LARGE RANGE OF POSTERS
    Univers[...]A V AILABLE AT
    "It should be made clear to the Malaysian Government that
    overseas and New Zealan[...]niversities, to political views of all shades. If the
    Malaysian Government wishes Malaysian students to be
    sheltered from such exposure it cannot look to the[...]ell concluded that de Silva's
    statement attack!ng the Cultural Concert smacked strongly

    Page Fo[...]
    [...]Applications are invited for nine (9) members on the[...]NZSAC is pleased to inform constituents of the following[...]discounts obtained under the new National Discount[...]ne interested in these positions. should apply to the secure concessions using the !SIC card. The scheme enables[...]any student from any part of the country to obtain[...]discounts wherever they are offered, further with the use of[...]the ISIC card, groups presenting "cultural" activitie[...]Applications are invited for the position of Chairman of the been more willing to provide discounts as the card has a[...]· photograph of the beared and consequently should[...]eliminate abuse of the system.[...]Applications should be handed to the Secretary not later[...]. 11 JUNE, 1974. The following includes t.hose offering students disco[...]check the name of the promoter on a show, and coming[...]Further information m<Jy he obtained from the S..:cretary or[...]Top price seat in the theatre, for the next price down. One
    WORKERS NEEDED[...]membership card can purchase two tickets. The discount is
    . Association nominee o n the Disciplinary Committee for the a pplicable at all t[...]Public Holidays.
    of running some of the more mundane .services that th e
    Association pro[...]Benny Levin will be presenting the "Supremes"
    and d ea ls with brea c hes of the Universit y RL·gu lations (L' .g .
    O.K. Well here's your chance to take part. The three parking, unpaid fees, de.).[...]writing to the Sccr(!tary l'Y 5.00 p.m. on WEDNESDAY, 12
    I won'[...]with Robert Raymond will be presenting: The D'Oyley
    around saying " That's what we elected E[...]Now for the meeting; if constituents were disappointed with A[...]Council in the first term, then let us realise, it is a problem[...]council cx'isls to help' rU!W·Iate and dev'elbp the[...]dearly stated campus ctllturally. ·MoHfly the councils !lrc !L b:,hword. Please ,dl.scuss[...]in Arts Council mectini's.lf the Council commits it's nati<inal office Ihese matters prior to the June meeting. I would like definitive[...]t. statements to come out of this meeting on the future of the[...]then let's remedy this at this coming meet ing. The n:tti o nal offic e campuses culturally. Stu[...]was and will be fully worked. llut the cl't'cct or thi s work is in the rro up on these questions tn bodies such as the University Grants[...]tituents hands. There can. be no rcniminations if the Cou ncil C'ommittce. and the Queen Eli7.abcth II Arts Council.[...]I would like every cui tural council in the country to discuss thrs and allow us to[...]your campus on the Council meeting and invite suggestions on a[...]On the matter or the second term: you will sec that :1t present we programme for the future.[...]of the Australian Performing Group and the t\Hif () f Sonny Terry There :1rc man[...]the niecting. Pl ease don't be alarn\ed at this ck:tr[...]and other activities will clcvclopmcnt of' the country e.g. Kibbitzes, Ki!1ks tirade. on the[...]aps to sdwclule permiss ive society an cl the family unit. Do you have polocy on these[...]More itnportantly is the time it \\·ill .id lo w for general activiNm on[...]ca mpu ses. I feel that the ~cco nd tour should emphasise the role of again, your cultural counc1 l shOuld disc[...]through the regiona l co un cils. Cultural Affairs Officers won't be up Art's Counci l is lleginning to rnJve in the ar~s· World'. Wl'tether[...]to their eyeballs in national programmes to the detriment of their su td cnts reali se it :nr .11[...]. Students' Assod;ttions arc th~ c:mly body s in the country
    throughout the country, with a view ~0 finance and. devclopment.of \\filling to use their rcsoll'rccs to inJ'luchce the ar.ts ;lnd the COJ.II1try's[...]ation<tLbudy. lt is.)n cuiiural direction. Within the art~ 'scene, we·have becoine a 'threat',[...]the interests of all constituent s that att::Js or neglect' arc utthci<c\1 if yo u li·kc, to the small clique workiilg the the !rrts. We are the only[...]with a collective front . Only then will the potential or the studcl'll group· wnr.king llrofcssiomttly' hi 'the' arts 'gefnUffi•llY':' Othtft ii<itfonal


    KlF[...]be reali sed. 1l1cro is a need to ''Oc ict y t:or the arls to be a rh bodiu!< e.g. New I Zc~luntl Mu sl[...]cultureless nati on . Yet how dose has the stuclcn·t co mmunity got to nationa l bodies wor[...]realising the cultural basis of the campus. Wlia~ facilitie.s do we have for a long t[...]to provide for .such a cu ltur e. How can the arts assist in reCo)!n ising Council often moves[...]d 'done bcforcs'. t·hcy sho uld be provoking. At the same time New Argot provides the


    COMM·ENTS[...]that the national resources have been flt ll y committed.[...]odies·such as QE II.
    DIRECTOR'S THOUGHTS ON THE SIGNIFICANCE OF prom o t[...]Council in the space of two months. However it somehow worked Th[...]TING and credibility is high in the arts world . This is important.
    THE FORTHCOMING[...]I would like constituents to bear in mind the ~ pcctrum of event s[...]that takes place to bring an event to yo u. Take the Shirkhande tour.[...]ies had to be planned, financial deals negotiated
    The last m~eting of Council was February 22; a long time ago. The etc. months prior to the tour. Given success, the arrangements are
    meeting was part successful ,morv as a rubber stamp for the national made viz booking venues, travel, accommodation etc. The next stage
    programme. The first term has seen the successful implementation is the expediti on of the event, over a course of three weeks. Then
    of the programme. This inv olves the tour of Quincy Conserve, tour t!Tere is the lenghty cleaning up period of reports, accounts paying
    of the Amamus Theatre Group, the Sonic Circus, tour of the
    America n Prints Exhibition, tour of the Indian Cultural Group,
    performances of the Aboriginal Dance Group and new Argot.[...]work - now when you have the volume of work flowing[...]simultaneously that we had in the first term, please understand. /{rts[...]onst itu ents e.g.
    Otag's Cappi:1g, together with the necessary political band[...]ed out to some degree or other. When one compares the first COLEMAN P[...]reparing submissions on this and that, and making the term with the same period last year you will realise that progr[...]HAVE ALL THE GEAR 'THAT[...]THE CHOICE OF CHAMPIONS
    FOR All YOUR MOTORING NEEDS[...]Wt: OFFER THE. NEWEST,[...]ANO AS AN AID TO THE STUDENT

    lhe Stldeats' Sa.,wlci Ce1tr1 Inspect the P[...]
    [...]O
    For centuries ·people have fevered and love the figure of[...]clothing of this literary creation. As in the pagan cults he is
    Jesus that ,they have extracted from the Gospel accounts.[...]a God, who turns water into wine, raises the dead, gives
    The Christian hero has been ;md still is, a subject o[...]sight to the blind - in short, he repeats all the miracles and
    reneration; not only in Gountless[...]ld of other ancient deities.
    imagery, but ·as .the central theme of an enormous quantity
    of pious[...]Liberal theology has long' conceeded that much of the
    colo-u rful presentation has been built up, lik[...]But, we are told, these accretions
    pyramid, on the one fatal and false pre-supposition - that[...]In othe-r words, take away the miracles the legendary[...]episodes and the divin·e attributes, including Satan and the
    It matters little what position is taken with reg()Id to the[...]due- which is,
    Christian records - -whether all the miracles and divin~ of courese, the mal?- YesJ.!~, the simple carpenter, who "went
    attributes of Jesus[...]' just how a religious conception - ·the God of the early
    and ingrained belief, both - in§ide the t::hristian fold and[...]Christian literature · become the man Jesus of the later
    without, that Jesus existed as a man ·a[...]that he lived and
    died under Pontius Pilate in the f}f.st century of our era. It In the light of cr'itical examination the choosing of the ·
    is this ass.umed..fonceptie.ll; : fhaf.of,a[...]alike. Before the turn of the centry "the Twelve" were
    - ·[...]~


    When was Jesu-s born·? At . Christmas on the 2Sth of[...]exposed as a Christian invention, and in the 1901[...]unhistorical, and, likewise, the -Jud.es betrayal story. The
    believe. But this date has no factual or documentary basis
    whatever. It was not until the 5th centliry that,. this date*[...]evidence shows that a Jewish manuscript, entitled the[...]Teaching of the Twelve Ap6steles, was taken over by early[...],~,
    was generally agreed upon ,by the. ea,rly Chtu_ch. It is[...]that th(f• 25th De<:emeber wasoc(flebr'a ted as the. 0 • The title of the document likely prompted the invention of
    birthday of the Sun-God in many pagan cults. Christian
    scholars[...]I,_IJI the Twelve Apostles story to back up their Christian[...]As far back as 1857 the noted Prof. Volkmar had dismissed
    writers as to the year of their supposed founders birth. Nor
    -are they any wiser regarding the day or even the Titonth -.-'I the betrayal by Judas episode, as fiction. In the recovered[...]portion • of the ;Gospel of Peter, and in the Apology of
    :When this wonderous -:-, evt<nt gccu[...]Aristides, both dated within the second century, the Twelve
    <eirucumstance -had Jesus i:ealfy lived.[...]quoted-after the capture and ;death of Jesus. But there is no
    The Gospel accounts say Jesus was born at Bethleham.[...]of the relevant ports of the Gospels, indicate that the Judes
    stable-manger according to another, or in[...]-into a narrative that did not
    believe a third. The reader can take his choice. Other[...]originally contain it. As with the Twelve Apostles, it is a ;
    statements in the New Testament imply, at least, that Jesus[...]Christian invention, the Judas story being the later of the ·
    was born at Nayaneth. Is he not called Jesus[...]lie Gospel Jesus is deprived of his mythic '
    And the mystery deepens when no .evidence can be found[...]there is
    of any town or place called Nayareth at the beginning of[...]no documentary -foothold left for the belbved ·theory, that
    our era. Outside the Gospels, ih~ name is unknown until[...]the "Founder's" teachings were preserved by his followers.
    the forth century.[...]f Jesus (his imperishable work as a teacher}
    For the earliest referenr:.es to Jesus, we must go, not to the[...]se . And -yet, for more than a
    GospelS, but. to 'the Epistle.s of Paul. Allowing for ..the fact hundred years after the. date , assigned for his death, the
    that some are spurious, ar.1 others have been ta[...]early literature of the movement presents absolutely no sign ,
    w'ith, the1r · importance is 1.hat they are, ostensibly, the[...]f any such preoccupation among Christian writers. The
    oldest documents of the Christi~n cult. They a.re thus, the[...]t they .crucified by supernatural agents, the Princes of this age, the Lord, he is also a Saviour and' a Sacrifice; a te[...]'s language, Satan and his acolytes. By way not.
    the Gospels. Held to be written by the apostle Paul about of incfeasing his exultation he receives the name Jesus and
    5-6Q AD. these Epistles display no knowledge of any life or the title Lord. This is purely a theological picture. It is The Sermon on the MO'Unt of which so much is made is no
    teachirlgs[...]n to his beyond any claim to reality. The God-man does not recieve more than a compilation[...]er to .his birth, never call him "of the name Jesus till after his crucifixion. This alone is surely the Talmud and other pre-Christian sources by Gospel
    Nayareth." They never use the Gospel term "Son of Man", fatal to the historicity of Jesus. Likewise in any Christian writers and put in the mouth of their literary creation. The
    never mention any miracles, or give any indication of the text, when pressure is p_ut on the God-man conception, it is so called "Lord's Praye[...]is public activities. Jhey never refer to his the man, not the God, who disappears. being based upon a Jewish prayer called the Kadish which,
    After the Pauline Epistles, the Revelation of St. John is the[...]the divine Lamb, slain, as in ritual sacrifice, to redeem the
    lt[...]elect. He is also the heavenly High-Priest and the Child of
    ~AVE. ~OtJ wriH the Bride of the Lamb - .all mixed up with visions and[...]disease arrested the development of Christianity at the end
    of the first century, and were the documents then in
    SON Gf A[...]existence all that remained, the idea that Jesus was an
    GUN![...]The silence of Jewish and Roman writers .and historia[...]ence for a historical Jesus. They know nothing of the[...]list the correspondence between Seneca and Paul, the A-cts
    of Pilate, the letter of Jesus to King Abgar, the letter of
    Pilate to Tiheruis, and the clumsy insertions in the work of
    Josephus, the Jewish historian. These few examples of[...]. the Gospel Jesus really existed. The fact must be faced. The
    credibility of the historical documents of Christianity finds[...]o details of his belief in a historical Jesus but the Gospels. in turn, owes its ongm to Babylonia. Thus do the
    crucifixion, nor mention that it took place at[...]anity decompose piece by
    They never name . John the Baptist, or Judas, nor Peter's In the form that we have them, the four mutually piece, and with them, goes the much vaunted "originality"
    denial of Jesus. Had[...]re unknown before 180 A.D. Even of the moral and .ethical discurses attributed to Jesus.
    the things narrated of him in the Gospels, it is inconcievable after this time, the[...]o. Their given names of For the supposed ministry of Jesus there is no real data.[...]examined, they tell of a was either based on the formula "the acceptable year of the
    hundred hands, each in turn wielding, not the historians Lord" or on the myth of the Sun-God. Of his "life"
    Paul speaks of Jesus only in terms of a slain and resurrected pen, but the artists brush .. Thus, the second century between the ages of twelve and thirty we are told nothing.
    God, a mystical creation, a heavenly being· the exact polar witnessed the appearance and triumph of a new There are not even any myths. When the Gospels are
    opposite to' a figure ofhistory.[...]representation of Jesus - that of the Gospels - which searched for clear r[...]succeeded all too effectively in mashing the earlier concept. they relate only to eight days. All that is given of the rest, is
    Let the reader examine, in Philphians .a nd Corinthians the The God Jesus is here furnished with .a human life on earth,
    only two revelant texts concerning the crucifixion. Do they developed, and to all appearance historic. But the divine[...]pedigree. Yet the celebrated life of the Christian hero is said
    really reflect an histor[...]s being is still discerned clearly ~nough beneath the human to have lasted some th'[...]
    [...].:·, . ..., .. the sun![...]Communism? Is the Thieu government's imprisonment[...]orture of political prisoners so far removed from the
    Much as it warms my heart to see the Jesus Fr.eaks under treatment cf heretics in the 16th century?
    attack, I can't altogether condone some of the arguments
    be-ing used against them.[...]Uncle Enot's lett.er proves the same point - antagonism is[...]the spice of life. By advising the Freaks to burn their
    My opposition to freaker-y stems from the irrational Bihles and[...]dogmatism and narrow-mindedness as the Freaks
    sincerely believed that God had p[...]Available
    to put the boot in as He h-ad done in Noah's time. All the[...]While on the topic of freakery,[...]who the devil are the
    signs were there, she said . The ~sraelites' Finding their C[...]ab6ut them than I do, they are the people who peddle
    (names which apparentl[...]those little pamphlets in the Square on Frida~ night on[...]d irratio~al: it.
    is li-ttle better than the views expressed by someone calling[...]SON (1973') l TD.,
    himself Uncle Enot in the last is~ue of CHAFF. At one[...]258 Cuba Street P.n.
    point he talks of the "Holy wars, witch-hunts.[...]Phone 88-383
    inquisitions, etc. and all the other barbaric events that[...]dox' Freaks, they
    have made Christianity the force it is today . Millions of[...]ople have been brutally tortured an.d murdered in the combining two fallacies in one fell swoop.
    name of the 'Religion of Love'- Christianity'

    Uncle Enot is, of course, perfectly right. But surely the[...]for the idea that the world was going to end last January.[...]ce of others, not
    something: inherent in the Christian ethic. Not being a[...]leeve , most of which seem to involve America and the Help Y' ours elf and Yo[...]io11
    has always been moved by ideas, and the strength of an[...]Middle East. Sound thinking Moses: if the end of the
    idea can be measured by its ability to g[...]day you might hit the jackpot.[...]oxical that millions have been killed in
    I the name of Christianity, but is it any different to the
    conduct of 'Free' America in its crusade[...]'Phone 77-479

    If Jesus was a man, why the complete indifference for a[...]the eighth or ninth century. They show a figure, standing
    the host of names gathered round his composite figure[...]open. There are
    Often he is Cod himself, the Alpha and Omega, the Lord,[...]o wounds, no crown of throns, and, to all
    the King, the Supreme Judge, the Son, Wisdom , the Angel[...]appearance, nosign of pain. The facial characteristics of
    of the covenant. the Mediator, the Bridegroom, the[...]ly representations are all t0tally different from the
    Heavenly High-Priest, the second Adam. He is again rhe[...]old, if they are
    Messiah, David, Shilah, the CoLmsellor, the Seed; he is[...]of some original, then they can
    moreover the Victim, the Servant, the Lamb , the[...]The Rev. Geikie in his "Life of Christ" tells why Hew[...]"no hint is given in the New Testament of Christ's[...]appearance, and the early Church, in the ab.sence o( all
    In the Catacombs. Jesus is repre,;ented in the form of a fish.[...]magination". What does
    Tertullian, one of the early Chruch fathers calls him "our[...]all this prove? The absolute irrefutable truth of a real man[...]Jesus who died on the cross. Or, as I contend, the slow
    nick-name-of a real man Jesus who ''[...]gradually adding the required "details" to produce a[...]"suffering" -Saviour that would appeal to the emotions and
    The Gospel accounts of the Crucifixion bristle and so many[...]Even so, the Church has ·been always mindful of possible[...]doubters, even among the faithful. In the Bible phrase -
    be ruled out. When did thi[...]''those who confess not that Jesus has come in the flesh."
    take place? Like the birth date of Jesus nobody knows. As[...]Ever resourceful, the Church has provided accordingly.
    one scho[...]there is still at Treves the· holy coat for which the Roman
    attempt to name the year in which Christ was crucified,[...]soldiers -cast lots, and in the Lateran, at Rome, the stairway
    twenty-three say 29 A.D., eighteen[...]ich Jesus ascended to face Pilate. Then there are the
    32 A.D. thirty seven 33 A.D. and SIX 35 A[...]innumerable holy nails, and the many frgments of the cross,
    any agreement on the actual day. The Synoptic Gospels say[...]the vinegar sponge, the holy shroud, the swaddling clothes
    it was on Friday the 15th Nisan, John says it was on[...]of the infant Jesus, and last, but not le-ast, the holy
    Thursday the 14th Nisan.[...]their p.urpose· equally well. As to the value of such
    Many Christians have argued[...]"evidence" it is best judged by the flow ef "blessings"
    that Jesus was crucif[...]thereby produced for the Chur.c h coffers.
    were bitter divisions among early Christians on the issue,
    most of their quarrels arising from the question, as to How many believers are aware, that up to the year 680 There are many ideas and traditional bel[...]lf
    whether Jesus himself was, or was not, the Paschel Lamb, A.D., or th[...]nounced when closely
    =.
    which Jews ate at the Paschel feast. When we recall Jesus as he was not a Fis!l) By the. ~th synod of Constantinople examined. The historicity of Jesus ·i s one o.f them. It is the ·
    the Lamb in the book-of Revelation, the.se Christians were (Canon 82) it was. ordained .that instead of the Lamb, the false key for unlocking the Christian, texts. As man has
    undoubtedly closer to the truth than the later upholders of figure of[...], so he has made his Christs; it would be
    the man Jesus, the great personality, who forever evades[...]t to explain, why it took some strange indeed, if the faculty whicli built one, could not
    our search in the sacred records. 600 years for this to happen, if the Crucifixion story had create the other..
    CHAFF[...]
    [...]Master Designs


    From .;·.· the·.·Pari< "Bench·...[...]ten cents a mile to run. That is, if you exclude the[...]of diesel and driver's wages. That's just to keep the[...]Next on the list is the aG.tual getting of the beast - a together symbolises the unsurpassed[...]the open market these days, I know this for a fact, b[...]ago. What you have to realise is call· on the leading creator of p;ccious[...]\ the super-stringent M.O .T. tests, and you can rest a[...]that a bus costing $200 or $300 wouldn't. The $3500 bus
    '/;[...]only just scraped in, by the way.

    There's one other major obstacle in the way, too , and that's
    the law. It says that the Motor' Vehicle Licencing
    . . . Authority is the only body who can issue licences for bus
    Not so v[...]licence to operate your buses on a given beat. The City
    City Bus Department. What seemed to be the 1ssue mvolved Corporation Transit Department has sole authority ot
    was the cost of providing a service between t~e Square, and operate buses within the City. So any other company
    Massey campus. As I saw it from my bench. m the Squar~,
    the Students' Association(?) suggested that 1f they c[...]t to Stafford Arcade ·
    get a better service from the City, then they would run one sure that the Transit Department would object and raise[...]retired bus wanting a bit of part-time on the side. In fact, it
    First of all, one defines "an efficient service". The current would cost you quite a bit to get going i[...]hich you can't, so you wouldn't, and your
    between the hours of 7.30 a.m. and 5.45 p.m. I would say reti[...]an't run each tril? at less and from stirs, while the retired bus driver went and looked
    than half an hour return, that's not such a bad service. The for a bit of the other on the side. Part-time, of course.
    times aren't bad, eit[...]ey IS
    currently served by "an efficient service." The route ~he It's all really rather neatly sewn up,[...]out pretty carefu~ly, to comcide was glad to see the old student concession ticket
    with the greatest density of student populatwn.[...].. much to get back from Massey to the Fitz on a Friday·
    However, if cost still wornes[...]you theic ...
    out just what it would cost to run the service, so I did a Yours bus consciously[...]
    [...]Harold Pinter
    A small wooden ship - carried by the wind - and delivering When we get your reply, wha[...]of goodwill from thousands of people to each of
    the five nuclear powers. That will be the function of the Based on the response we receiv~ to this preliminary
    FRI- sailing 18,000 miles around the Pacific basin. contact, we will either: Abandon the idea because Students, ge[...]widespread suppo!-'t is not sufficient to give us the mandate
    And this seeks your co-operation:[...]ional (and non-political) FRI If many people want the voyage, the FRI Peace Odyssey[...]on independent·
    Australia, England, Japan, the United States, and several expert opinion of the costs of provisioning and refitting[...]FRI to rigorous marine standards. The Committee would
    3. In helping us distribute a pr[...]nd estimated at $50,000 had been guaranteed. Were the ceiling
    '"Posting" on FRI. Each message would be accompanied not reached, the Committee would supervise the mailing of
    with 50 cents to cover "postage" on FRI (and help the messages by ordinary means. MEATS . VEGETABLES
    finance the voyage). ·
    4. Or by straight donation towards the costs of this voyage. This is only our idea to al[...]reputation as a symbol of peace, to do more with the[...]to answer questions immediately, but we
    in which the most people can genuinely participate and haven't a telephone on the ship and . we hope to be sailing[...]qualified motor cycle
    you send us an estimate of the number of your m!imbers Office, Tauranga.[...]Any one interested in the above proposals and/or forming a[...]ch we are fighting, or wtal ana Africans would be the major[ty and I am convinced that
    .Then; must have[...]their international Who's Who and thumbed through the unconditional ind·ependece.[...]ola would never like to see a black GOJJemment at the
    S's looking for Spinola - General Antonio. The seemingly[...]smiles and blood.
    Spinola's monacled face became the property of the front
    page of newspapers around the world. ·[...]ther should Spinola's background be fo~·gotte1.. The[...]states on the one hand that tht: liberation movements[...]lise that they are Spanish Civil War and who in the· second world war as ,
    Spinola is a celebrated n[...]e also to resist his plan. An other major one. is the guest of Hitler observed at least one majoJ battle. Spinola' ~
    'Portugal and the Future' which appeared in . Lisbon in . contradiction between the inevitable and logical plan has its origin not in a ny respect for the oppressed
    February this year, he claimed that Por[...]at he will be peoples of Africa , but in the necessity to end a lost wrrr
    'exhausting itself i[...]pared to accept. It was Luis Cabral, President of the with a settlement favourable to Portugal.
    terrirories.' He further claimed that we are defendmg the Council of State of Guinea Bissau, who brought m to the
    wrong foundation of the nation. In this war we were open this[...]ting for ideals which are neither moral nor serve the
    people.' Spinola proposed an end to the colonial wars by
    granting the colonies independence within the framework[...]Trevor Richar( s
    ~f a fed.eration of sta~es. _On the surface, it seemed that The former GoJJernor wishes a j'ederation. We would n[...]against this if' he guaranteed us the right to vote. But the


    In reality, nothing could be further from the truth. Spinola
    does not believe in, nor recognise the people's right to self
    determination, but rather[...]unilaterally by Portugal.
    According to this plan, the central government of the
    federation wvuld continue to be in Lisbon and would be
    entitled to control the finances, the foreign policy, the
    army, and veto the budgets of the individual states nf the
    federation.[...]The Store with the re'[...]dent clothihg

    The liberation movements of the African peoples reject any[...]REQUIREMENTS
    perhaps have been accomplished in the SO's when the
    people in the colonies were prepared to conduct a dialogue[...]Portugal, but after ten years of armed struggle, the[...]The Sq11are,[...]ton North.
    What Spinola says essentially is .that the war cannot be won.[...]5-685.
    Therefore let us emnloy new means to reach the same aim -
    the maintenance of the colonies. But in Mozambique the
    situation is ·redu'ced to two possibilities: the declared
    Spinola in the jungle of Guin.ea.Bissau, shortly before the death

    CHAFF[...]
    [...]this week I planned to discuss with you which is the most[...]I learned from an unreliable source (The Evening Standard)
    :ffective brand of femine hygie[...]at Joe Wing Ding, as yet an unrecognised idiot of the
    nformative as this discussion would have been, w[...]Neddy Seagoon School. has been touring the world,
    :onsulted the editor he had a different story. Resulting[...]especially socialist Peking, to pave the way for big Quirk.
    rom his attendance at the meeting of the Labour gnomes[...]lg and Quirk pull it off
    n their fairy circles in the land of Wellington he had[...]together New Zealand wit will be on the map.
    ~olitics on the brain. As usual I was entirely ignorant of the
    rubject and so it was into the immense resources of my
    Jrain for subject matter. In spite of my ignorance the editor[...]up a new export market. The parliamentary political State[...]an is a political animal", some senile old man of the
    Mediterranean region perhaps. However this statem[...]I am in full agreement with the Mayo·r of Nappy Year that
    about as interesting a[...]il servants. He suggested
    While musing. to myself the other night I was disturbed at[...]men be clothed in a form of regalia in an attempt
    the drastic lack of professional comedians in New Zea[...]to restore status to the position one achieves when one is
    Where is New Ze[...]voted into the institution of joking.
    "Flip Wilson (1)". For day[...]I would go one step further and advocate the establishment
    which, day by day, Labour Party Con[...]exactly the same lines as that weird "Rugby -Club"
    snatched up the right of the private individual to free[...]institution. Any member, whom the majority decided had
    enterprise. Already the New Zealand government directly[...]ly or naughty, would have to wear .a big
    controls the railways, the education system, the radio and[...]financial institutions like health institutions. The censor the culprits.
    inefficiency of this arrangement is sev[...]On second thoughts its probably a bad idea as Rob the Pig ...
    This inefficiency is perfectly reflected in the "Institution of[...]the other day.
    govern itself. So that my friends is w[...]The type of comedy explained in the preceeding paragraphs
    Politicians monopolise it a[...]that matter. The ordinary humble New Zealander is
    Who are New Zeal[...]cal heritage to
    comedy not sought after overseas? Top of the list, although[...]o govern
    now not as vocal as he once was, is "Rob the Pig" whose[...]st be greeted with due
    motto is "Try and fool all the people all the time." This[...]edit.
    man raises most of his laughs from jokes to the theme that
    "there is a red under the bed (beard)'' and fantasies about[...]of the subject, but, all is not lost, as we are still left with
    with a passion for the South African regime and those who[...]some insights as to what the men behind politics are really
    prefer romantic hu[...].
    tainted with Peking, Moscow, or socialism. "Rob the Pig"
    has also been known to raise laughs from his[...]trick, evasion, or, subtefuge, aquible, or a
    Rob the Pig - paranoid about red, however manages to
    rai[...]Another comedian who was once the leading comedian in[...]polished act sends me, for one, writhing to the ground Marx - did he realise what he was going to[...]"Keith the Wholly Joke".[...]For those humour lovers who despise the stench of Marxian[...]bourgeoisie humour there is working class humour. The[...]whose rise in popularity took the country by surprise and[...]with the humour he produces. One would expect Quirk's[...]rdy) or even like that of a circus clown. However the[...]description'Quipping Quirk'says nothing of the real man for
    he has rejected the fossiliised· art of slap stick for a more[...]irk 's acting lessons paid off for he has refined the art of ·[...]One must giggle to oneself when one recalls the
    STUDENTS![...]in saying that he would not call off the Springbok Tour,[...]then later calling it off, much to the amusement to peopl'e
    THE AGITATOR LAuNDRETTE[...]MAIN.ST. like the biggest thing thats happened to the New Zealand[...]
    [...]By A'lan Hall
    The Labour Party Conference is held in May of each ye[...]o,Jkrc'llL'•~ is !:li,.-n 11p with The importance of A Labour Party Conference.
    usually in Wellington. It is attended by representatives of the consideration of remits Ur;J ne h es l . iCC. 's a 11ll ,JITil i<J I i un~
    the national executive , parliamentary party, L.R.C. 's . send in their remit s to the natio;lal c·xcc uti ve a l\·w 1110;11hs The· Lahou1 Part y Con s titution si;JtL'S in IWl' I[...]unions. Its impo rtance pri or t u the Conkn:m:c whc·rc· thethe great interest sho w n in it consolidated. A RL·[...];JJ·ty, hut. i11 .·· it her p i;JU' is this
    by the news media.[...]i< Jil'lllen i ddilll·d <>r qu;dified. ,,· ,; ; the Cn nfn L'I1L'C
    discu ssion o f the items1nd ~o 1h<J1 1h e'SL' h o die ~ Ill <I V ins[...]ortance is ia r
    Newspapers were first admitted to the Conference in I Sl64 th e ir dclqwt es o n how to[...]L' Co nst itution implies.
    and since then, all of the country's daily and Sunday
    newspapers have se nt[...]i1npossihlc for more· than 400 del egat e~ .11 -
    the Conference as one of their main news items . Sinc[...]<J y 111 L'etin)'. in any real sc·n se to govnll
    the N.Z.B .C. has sent a sp e.cial team of reporters, come before the whole Conference .Each co Jllnlittee is[...]l<Jrge· po liti L· <JI Dr)'.<Jili s;ilion ~ . The I';Jrl y lllLI SI. con sitkr "' ''
    commissioned l[...]ntists and pro duc ed chair..:d by a m e mbe r of the nat o nal cxecuti vL· or an M.!'.[...]day 's activities, toge th e r with Conference on the rem its whi ch come under th e ir fi e ld of[...]th e ''s upre me )'.OVe rninl! body" on S<'llh
    by the new media does not neccessarily imply that th e com mit tee's recommendation and is presented 1o the int ern;d o[...]t as a decision-maker , but it does Conference by the Chairm;111 of the coJn lnilt cL'. Th e·[...]ions and p<nticularl y t.h o-:.-
    demonstrate that the Conference provides a major ochairman also outlin es ·bri e fl y the reasons for tlw of pol icy. This dues not lllc'<Jn that the considerable deb; k
    indication of the state of th e Lab o ur Party. co[...]-- The Co nference then debates th e various remits and[...]them. The vo ting usuall y is by vo ice hut if the Chairman or Part y's position o n i ssc: c~. hu I the poli cy it self m us1
    The business performed by the Confere nce is num ero us and[...]the Confe re nce feels that a d ear division is not app<~r-c nt by
    varied. A standard item is the election of officers to the[...]vo te is held.
    Party's New Zealand Executive . As the Executive is the[...]In prilctice , the Labour Part y's I \l'c utivc. 1'-.Jlic.y
    supreme extra-parliamentarY organisation in the Party, the The Conference decisions o n remits arc then referred to the C'< ' mmittce , Parliamentary Caucu[...]and decisiOil ' \ tlbstant Ja lly on
    influence on the overall decisions it makes, as well as the prepariltion of the clct;.tion manifesto . The Polic y their own initiative. They take heed d lhe vkws of
    political future of the individuals concerned. C[...]and organisations in s ide and o utsid e of the Party that
    The form of the Pa rt y's Co nstitution is a lso the so le[...]o pe rate more co ntinuou sly than the Co nference.
    preserve of Conference and at this y[...]n , wran gles
    over constitutional changes took up the whole of the The representation and voting power at th e Conference i ~ Never the less, th e Part y le ade rs very re lian ce o n w[...]rence include various reports and addr esses a nd the delegates an d two vo t e~ . but bra[...]respo nd t o intra-parry pressures a nd ideas. The ann ual
    consideration of policy remits .[...]han 20 members arc entitled to one The readiness of Labour parliamentarians t o liste n a nd be
    Reports are presented by the Executive, th e Parliam en tary delega[...]onference decisions i ~ pro habl y more
    Party and the various sections of the Party -Maoris, Women, del egat es and[...]to I ,000, three pronoun ce d when the Party is Oll\ of.office.
    Farmers and Youth (each[...]o I 500 , four
    conferences immediately preceeding the main conference) . delegates and four votes. La rger bodies are a ll ow ed an ex tra The most important aspect of th e Lab Qur Party Co nf[...]building morale
    to create a favourable image with the public and the upper limit on voting powe r.[...]y affording opportunities for social cont ac ts , The
    Conference delegates and also to persuade delegates of the than 200 memliers, this system theore ti ca lly e mpow ers the extensive py,b:li~it.y provided by the news media of the
    worth of certain attitudes adopted and actions taken by bran ches with more votes than the unions. However, - Conference. ~e·anS. :thatit is an .i.de.~l rituati'on to prese17-t the
    these presenting the report.[...]constant references are made at Conference to the affinity
    Major speeches are given to the Conference by the voting power is reduced t·[...]President, Party leader and represen·t atives of the F .O.L.[...]of interests shared by the respective wings of the Parly .
    the small and weaker branches are less likely than the large
    These are non-debatable and are usually her[...]le to attend Conference. In
    standing ovation when the speaker enters the. hall and are The Conference also enables delegates to meet people in the[...]ions to Party from other parts of the country including leading
    peppered with loud app[...]se .expressions of attend both the F.O.L. and Labour Conferences. The strong
    'enthusiasm appear to be more ritualised t[...]representation and voting strength of the unions at the members in the lower echelons of the Party's Lierarely is
    and seem to be carried out p[...]sustained. This is vital when the Party's ability to mobilise[...]
    [...]reporters were invited and felt obliged to The debate over constitutional remits[...]The second day of Conference was taken[...]dragged on for the rest of the· second day[...]in grass-roots democracy. The only
    THE CLO.T H· CAP? up completely by the election of officers[...]and debate over constitutional remits. The[...]the 8 -ho~r debate were those concerning[...]the electwn of the Policy Committee and[...]n Hall and JoJm Maclntyre predictable with the exception of that of the arbitrary Ietiring age of Labour[...]the Vice-President. This involved a minor Parliamentarians. Th,e former was a coup'
    The 1974 Labour Party Conference opened amidst an air[...]its were in abundance and covered issues such as. the Bay) was elected in favour of Jonatnan unceremoniously dropped from the Party's
    abolition of A.N.Z.U.S., nationalisation of the breweries, and the influence Hunt, Junior Government W[...]porations on New Zealand industry. In ·addition, the Hunt's considerable success in lobbying Hirschfeld was the chief ..spokesman for a[...]within the parliamentary party . (his remit specifying that all members of the
    Youth and Women's Conferences held immediately prior to the main
    Conference had produced reports which promis[...]supporters included such notables as the Policy Committee be elected directly from[...]Minister of Defence, Arthur Paulkner and the Conference floor. Once again, the
    presented on the Conference floor. These two conferences had given the Minister of Broadcasting, Roger Conf[...]n laws and in light of Douglas). The extra-parliamentary wing of which would en[...]exert more
    Mrs Kirks recent public involvement in the issue, embarassment to the the Party, which includes a strong trade influence over the Parliamentary Party's
    parliamentary party seemed[...]union element, chose to differ from the hierarchy. ·[...]apparent consensus within the
    incide.n(s, the general tenor of the Conference was l1>w-key. Delegates parliamentary party over this election. This The debate over the arbitrary retiring age
    app.e3red unwilling to 'r.ock the boat' and this may reflect a general desire[...]vened by rumours circulating that
    not to embarass the parliamentary party now that it occupies the Treasury which is strange, since[...]Mr. O'Brien said later at planned to resign if the move to lower the[...]retirement age of Labours M.P's from 70 to
    The first day of Conference promised to be subsequent[...]Mr Douglas, who happens
    an uninspiring affair. On the agenda were creating a totally erroraneous impres[...]legates to have a
    Keynote speeches from the Party with regard to the true nature of the well have been the crucial factor in his long hard long look at the proposal, but
    President, Dr. Bennett, and the acting Maximum Retail Price scheme.[...]because if the move went through, in a
    two men who have consistently failed to The rest of the day had been ta!(en up by[...]matter of a few years "You'll top off so
    impress as public speakers. Bennett in his the various committee meetings (refer The Conference seemed intent on restoring many heads you'll wonder where you'll
    speech emphasised the barren policies of previous page). The first day of Conference some of the imbalance between the end up." The result of it all was that the
    the National Party and the limitations of concluded on a memorable note with the peoples' party and· the Parliamentary party Conference, in a mood of buoyant
    its politicia~s. He also emphasised the convening of an excellent party at Mike[...]l age restrictions on
    somewhat hackneyed theme of the need Moore's. In keeping with the high regard represent a conference view on the party's par liam en tarians.
    for communication within the Labour with which 'Chaff' is held in national[...]antly suprised Press political and press circles, the two Chaff This was amended later at the conference
    and Party alike by presenting a credit[...]at the instigation of Norm Kirk who
    report, but as one d[...]dispatched Finlay from the bedside to
    afterwards to a Chaff reporter, "Why l[...]inform Conference that the master was
    to the monkey when you can listen to the[...]Subsequently, the retiring age of 70 was
    anticipated a disaster whe[...]reinstated.
    addressed the meeting in the absence of
    Norm Kirk and most were relieved when
    they gained the mundane.[...]The day's activities were suitably[...]han Hunt's
    In accordance with Conference practice the[...]office. Once more the Chaff team were in
    Deputy Leader of the Parliamentary Party[...]attendance and were impressed by the
    is also entitled to speak at this point.[...]by several notable
    promoted from No 3 to No 2 in the Party[...]personalities when the subject of Gerald
    hierarchy) delivered what prove[...]The morning of the third day of
    Delegates were pleasantly surprised by the[...]Conference was filled with some rather
    return of the 194 7 wonder-boy. His[...]Minister of Housing,
    especially popular (for once the noise of[...]unconvincing
    knitting needles was overwhelmed by the[...]
    visible progress in implementing the Paity's harmless skit on· Conference reniits[...]but did agree· to send a
    1972 election pledges. The Conference'·s had screened in its Tuesday programme. The Conference then moved to consider[...]what, in -retrospect, was probably the most goodwill mission to areas in South Vietna[...]to provide strong directives on This was at the instigation of a to study the situation with a view to
    sensitive issues such as this was again in high-ranking member of the Party's contentious issue which eme[...]the week. This related to trade union possible recognition of that government ..
    evidence during the debate on social hierarchy - popularly believed to be the[...]uring This decision was carried despite the
    welfare remits later in the day. As had been ever-vigilant Norman Kirk. The N.Z.B.C. vociferous opposition of Faulkner and
    the case with housing, the Conference once decision to apologise publicly was a industrial disputes.The main spokesman in[...]f<1vour of the amendment, Northern Roger Drayton, Chairman of the
    again acquiesced to the plea from the regretful one in that in doing so it ad[...]of Social Welfare, Norm King, it was in the wrong and hence forfeited its Drivers Union d[...]that the use of injunctions denied trade argued that[...]mon<'v.
    prevailant throughout the Conference and in either li serious or satirical vein. The unions the inherent right of withholding
    perhaps was one of[...]comment their labour during disputes. The
    features.[...]seems to have escaped some of the more[...]humourless figures in the Labour Party. If strongly in favour of the existing situation
    The day was rescued, however, by two the N.Z.B.C. is to exercise its journalistic[...]and other bodies and Peru was also presented. The intention of
    fiery addresses fro{ll F.O.L. gian[...]ublic recognition as to where New
    heraided - by the traditional standing the Conference to keep trade unions and Zealand stood on the Chilian situati0n. Joe
    ovations. Skinner, casting hlms"elf in the their members within the law and Walding, Associate Minister of Foreign
    role of a "humble plumber", castigated the The final morning of Conference witnessed threatened that if the day ever came when Affairs, diffused the situation quite
    education system., abused "fancy the lqng-anticipated visit of Norman ~irk. the Labour Movement set any organisation effectively by keeping the debate at ~
    academics" and promoted the role of the Looking a paler and thinner version of the[...]or person beyond or above the reach of the sharply to Faulkner's emotional putburst!!
    "practical man" in the New Zealand image which cost the Labour Party law he would have to part from the
    economy. He went on to attack $250,000 to build[...]Walding neatly distinguished the difference[...]movement. However, the· Conference chose between New Zealand's re[...]orn Finlay's admirable advice and
    ndting . that the biggest multi-national from the delegates. This included a country and the approval of its policies. fie[...]with the tra'de union delegates obviously stated that[...]not necessarily
    ' enterprises in New Zealand are the trading spontaneous haka by a group of Maori block-voting the amendment' was passed
    and savings banks - "yet they are so while -deleg11tes. The personal a13pearance of the[...]e Minister ended speculation tha-t the union delegales displaying thei·r voting defeat this motion.
    critical of their role .of exacerbating the Hugh Watt had · had Kirk's body stuffed[...]as not apparent on Th~ deb.ates throughout the afternoon
    unchecked creation .of credit. 'Skinner Hughes type future for the man., whilst issues unrelated to industrial affairs.
    demanded that the Reserve Bank be the retaining the real power for himself.[...]from the young radicals an<;l Arthur
    sele distributor of credit in the New
    Zealand economy. The usual pledges of Kirk did not touch on troublesom[...]Faulkner. The latter seemed determined to[...]ce with his suitability for
    solidarity between .the two wings of the domestic issues in his 20 minute address, The concluding afternoon of Conference higher Cabinet[...]Labour Movement were excreted in a but he said the sort of thi-ng the delegates was taken up with debate o[...]ty and inspired an otherwise
    Knox, an orator in the style reminiscent of[...]debate on the international affairs remits.
    theSeddonian Soap[...]As a cabinet minister, Faulkner was
    the assembled delegates over the threat of[...]entitled to remain on the platform during
    sugar hoarding manufacturers and the need[...]' had no speaking powers as this was the
    their own industry. He concluded his .[...]exclusive prerogative of Walding (in the
    speech with the veiled threat that the[...]ner was
    F .O.L. will continue their support for the[...]resume it from the Conference floor in the
    their present policies on the three issues of:[...]In contrast to its grand beginning, the
    Both speeches from the two F.O.L.[...]pathetic fashion, with many delegates
    with the political wing of th!'J Labour[...]having already left. The traditional 'Auld
    Movement, reiterated the c)aims of the[...]ed with due to
    F.O.L. as an independent voice in the New[...]lusty chorus.
    his reply to the F.O.L. speeches, delved
    into the mystique of his military[...]OveraJI, the Conference seemed to Jack
    background and Stated[...]hip and direction . This was due in
    "inspired by the rapport which exists[...]many ways to the absence of Norm Kirk -
    between our two armies,'·' to whi~.h the[...]indispensable to the Party. It . was
    feLVour and ' ·gave the ex-colonel a[...]compounded by. the reluctance of the
    ·thunderous applause. This continued[...]initiative or become involved in any
    si~enced by the ushering forth of a witty[...]controversy on the Conference f!odr. The
    rejoinder from the platform of "stand[...]seemed incapable of directing debates in
    On the eve of the third day, theeustomary[...]the manner of strong chairman's in the past
    Conference Social was held. This provides[...]such as Bill Rowling. He was frequently
    the little tnan with the- opportunity to[...]relieved as Chairman by Eddie Isbey who,
    meet the big man. As with politics, so with[...]e decisive, seemed to regard his
    journa•lism. The Chaff team were honoured[...]still reminds one very much of the
    exulted journalistic personalities as Tom[...]{ l't
    was had attempting to assess the colour of A character[...]The agenda was conveniently arranged in
    solution wa[...]ference that had been sadly lacking group at the Conference, comprised mainly such a way that the contentions report of
    agreed that it was a 'fin[...]Kirk lashe-d of youth delegates, called for the the Youth and Women's Conferences were
    Much to our[...]we awoke out at an article published during the withdrawal of New Zealand troops from left unheard and thus were unavailable for
    · the next morning to discover that our own Confere[...]' about his Malaysia and Singapore by the end of next publication. This ensured that d[...]said that while 'Truth' stated year and for the immediate ct:ssat ion of abortion law reform did not occur. In
    Bearing in mind the example of Pinocchio, that five Prime Ministe[...]ealand's involvement in 1he keeplng with the low-key atmosphere of
    we made a mental note to[...]ad to go A.N.Z.LJ.S. · defence pact. Under the the Conference, the women's and youth
    cheap practices in future.[...]nfluence of Minister or groups normally the most vocal of the
    w[...]ere relatively
    We also received confirmation via the by exhorting the delegates to go back to proposals were rejected. A call was aJs, , mute. The dominant mood at ·the
    morning's paper of. what had been widely their branches and begin preparing for next made to the Government to recognise tlw Confererrce was one of not embarassing the
    year's election in order that the Labour Government.
    rumoured the previous afternoon, that is, Party could go[...]South Vietnam . The Conference voted
    Wednesday nights programme for the[...]Eddie (the Stick) Isbey defied his wharf background with[...]for the frequently absent Bennett, he dazzled delegates[...]The Landers Gang (Brian Landers, Engineers Union, Bri[...]d O'Brien.
    for frequent laboured departur~s from the platform._While
    a good solid chap, Bennett_ ~Id[...]new ones by
    a master of jokes unparalleled since the demise of Piddlmg[...]stumbling to and from the Gents, Henry astounded the[...]Kirk, though absent in body, was still very much the LJ'# ' .. tW( Jpp C.
    shepherd of the flock. While often dismissed as just another Port[...]One might say of Hugh Watt that he's been in the shit all
    clot, Norm showed his class during his brief appearance at easily confused with Norm Kirk in the dark) was second his life. The ex cisten_1 manufacturer, however, managed to
    Conference by breaking into a melodic rendition of the only to the boss in the Conference honours. An impressive sleep through the entire conference without once leaving to
    Alice Cooper standard "Dead Babies/' The Women's Report speaker, he pleased the radicals and appeased the perform bodily · functions. His owlish presence on the
    turned in its womb. His Gladstoman presence arous[...]hts and crosses shown
    Shinto like fervour amongst the delegates. prizes.[...]
    [...]this type of thing_. All you're doing is you get the[...]honest bloke. The bloke that has quite legally[...]guised his financial position in other ways, he's the[...]ort of way.
    Chaff: What would you consider to be the role and
    function of the Labour Party Conference?[...]Chaff: We heard from a reliable source at the Youth[...]table dealing with questions
    indication of the Party itself and to make[...]eign
    recommendations on policy. It is also the avenue by[...]tion of
    which everybody who is a member of The Labour[...]ive convenience than a political reality?
    Chaff: The Constitution of the Party states that the[...]t I am Associate Minister of
    Conference is the supreme governing body of the[...]as much as that the P.M . has the major responsibility.
    Walding: No, its definitely the policy-making machinery of[...]ere told you seemed very knowledgable about
    the Party.[...]questions arose over the Chilean situation, for
    Chaff: But the Policy Committee can go directly against the[...]is way. I certainly didn't
    Walding: Yes. However, the Policy Manifesto is decided by[...]claim to in fact know the up to date details of the
    a combination of delegates from the Parliamentary[...]dgement. Even if
    Party and -appointees from the Conference. They the P.M. had been there too he wouldn't have known[...]Chaff: The question is whether you should know as[...]Associate Minister of ForE:ign Affairs?
    Chaff: The Parliamentary Party can disregard the Policy
    Manifesto?[...]saying: "Look, this is the position - that the New
    practical in the circumstances. The Policy can be[...]sy had turned down refugees which
    changed - the All Black Tour was once of these cases.[...]ived at its door." This statement had never
    The policy that was agreed upon by the Policy[...]didn't know what the circumstances were and I
    ' interference in sport. Now, that was changed by the[...]supposition. The statements that he made were in
    have got to[...]Chaff: What about Mr Muldoon sitting on the select fact incorrect. I checke[...]Committee for the Superannuation Bill whilst being a the information and told the person concerned. So
    Chaff: Do you believe that M[...]the top of his head which was incorrect.[...]Chaff: Mr Kirk mentioned in the House prior to his illness,
    don't really th[...]or rather he threatened the National Party with
    Chaff: It seems to me that the true financial position you publication of papers relating to the Vict-l:~E'
    Chaff: What do you mean by a "true pos[...]an M.P . wanted to hide know what was in the man's mind at the ti'me he
    you come to the question of what is the true value of his interests, he could do it quiet easily - trust funds made the statement.
    somethin~ If youju~ c~e up wilh[...]The U .Q...._S. keeps losing
    your assets. For i[...]twenty years •
    ago or the latest valuation? Do rput down my wife's
    ha[...]situation such as that which has emerged from the
    Watergate Affair?

    Walding: Watergate?
    Chaff: Well, the tax evasions, financial swindling and so on[...]thing related to it - well, he would
    be for the high jump.




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    norms, etc. etc. It is the old tale of[...]Out of the Closets comes out strongly[...]seems to be justified , as the concept held[...]is a curable disease does not seem -to fit the would certainly be interesting enough to[...]cts. Some contributors talked of aversion ·the casual reader with little or no[...]knowledge of organised crime in America.
    OUT OF THE CLOSETS - VOICES OF works on. a similar principle to the
    GAY LIBERATION. Edited by Karla Jay[...]given Alex in A Clockwork However the whole book is very shallow. It
    and Alien Young. Orange. The subject is 'programmed' does not t[...]easure. betrays the writer's background) which THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF BARRY
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    consists of short articles by[...]ngs Psychiatrists who try to discover the causes organised crime. Certainly one of the will be acquainted with Barry McKenzie
    such as 'sex and roles' 'Lesbians and the of homosexuality are, without knowing it , writers aims appears to be to tarnish the (or Bazza), the unsophisticated Australian
    Women's Liberation mov[...]g a central article of Gay Lib. glamour the Mafia, which is admirable, but ·living in Br[...]dogma, viz: that gayness is good, natural, the style it uses is extremely trite and the
    In spite of the large nu m bei- of[...]I was under the impression that the book
    healthy, etc. After all, if this is the case, author too often resorts to value on which the film was based was called (as
    contributors the same ideas are repeated attributing h[...]udgements when solid well p_resented facts was the film) 'The Adventures of Barry
    again and again, and this bec[...]nd family problems raises commenting on the well known "sexist" was the latest addition to Bazza literature .
    keystone of Gay Lib. dogma, the concept the bogey of abnormetlity which gays (to use contempary jargon) attitudes of the I was wrong, however, and it appears that
    of the 'sexist society:' und[...]s is why Mafia he is not content to inform the this is the book on which the film was[...]·
    "Gay Revolution will see the overthrow of that the reverse is true and deride 'straight' titles his chapter "The Mafia Is Full of
    the straight male caste and th e destruction[...]and proceeds to expose This book is full of the language and
    of all systtln s of caste and class[...]the book manages to create a considerable[...]Gay Lib. with amount of sympathy for the position of With the glut of material available on this Ned Kelly A[...]book to else . Barry Humphries must be one of the
    the contributors' accounts of their first any[...]best satirists about when it comes to the
    " The revolutionary goals of gay liberation ho[...]iences tend to become a introduction to the topic. two things he knows be[...]ism, bit pretentious, they do point to the fact J.M. the English (or is that one thing?). The
    imperialism, and ra cism , are premised on[...]cartoons a;e drawn by Nicholas Garland,
    the termination of the system of male plays a big part in the lives of homosex uals.[...]remacy. The American police feature strongly here,[...]average as cartoons, the humour of the[...]story can sustain the readers interest.[...]here being one account of how a young
    I am afraid the logic of this reasoning homosexual w[...]costs $2.20 and with the large amount of
    since time immemorial , gay activ[...]times as much as any other collection of
    the achievement of a single goal ( like the also a feature of the American sce ne.[...]cartoons available) it is well worth the
    overthrow of capitalism) will bring about a[...]of society. What Significantly Out of the Closets says little[...]ht about; means that this is becau se the topic is a little too
    are rarely mentioned except consciousness mundane and pr:.tgmatic for the gay
    raising sessions, homosexual communes,[...]to homosexuals to 'come out'. dominate the book.

    The last mentioned has led to the idea that Despite this obvious dogmatism, the book
    we are all potentially homosexual. One[...]ews on homosexuality written by
    "We want to reach the homosexuals homosexuals themse[...]S.J.
    and sisters locked in the prisons of your[...]THE MAFIA IS NOT AN EQUAL
    This is fine rhetoric, but[...]uality but this does not make us all gay. The p0pularity which greeted Puzo's "The
    In the interests of procreation[...]Godfather" and the following film has led
    heterosexuality tends to h[...]to a spate of publications which, without
    the mere existence of homosexuality does[...]tful that we will
    not necissitate a revolution or the interprete as cashing in on a go[...]htfully bought out this edition with
    institution" the nuclear family. This book, written by a reporter on the even some sexy (but not too sexy) still$
    Opposition to sex roles is evident in the staff of The New_ York Times, is a from the film.
    writing of all the contributors. This documentary style exposure of the "real"
    opposition is based on the notion of the Mafia and organised crime (as distinc[...]popular fiction). The material Gage impartially, due to all the advance
    'sexist society', a society which derives[...]yer feeling that people who cried for the unmarried one?"
    reward and punishment the end result of Lansky, Jo Colombo, Frank Sinatra, screening of the film did so on the grounds
    which is the stereotyped man and woman. Organised in the Ghetto etc. The book that this was a book of r[...]
    [...]However if you can overcome all the old nostalgia for Stone TIRNCI·ROG[...]the Crows, and regard this as something completely[...]different, it certainly stands up well. .The balance and )'trong in tocSun[...]musical quality of the backing is consistently good and[...]voice. The slow bluesy numbers, such as Trade Winds and[...]Queen of the Night are especially good. It is good[...]unpretentious music if lacking a little of the impact of her[...]STRONG IN THE SUN - Tir Na Nog[...]original ideas in the arrangements, which makes the L.P.[...]worth listening to, rather than buying one of the LP's of
    one of the above mentioned virtuosoes.

    SIXTEEN & SAy AGED _[...]in some tight harmonies, almost reminiscent of the great
    This has got to be the wildest record cover I have ever seen - sort of thing. The lyrics tend to be a little self-righteous in Si[...], and some fine guitar work, nicely
    unfortunately the music doesn't quite make the same places, but not too burdensome, and all the instrumental held together, then this could be the L.P. for you. If you're
    impact. The i~itial impression is that S~lver~ead are trying[...]r, with a bit more of
    to emulate Alice Cooper. By the portraits displayed on the dulcimer and Jew's Harp and session men on bass drums the blues funk in it, then this isn't the one for you.
    back cover, appearances are not too different, and the and keyboards '[...]to be somewhat
    vocally strained and consequently the overall effect suffers.
    Side one opens with "Hell[...]s Out". "More than
    your mouth can hold" is one of the better tracks of the
    album and would have fitted perfectly in "Billion Dollar
    Babies." The next track "Only You" sounds a bit like
    somethi11g off the STONES "Sticky Fingers" L.P. but,


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    without'. }agger's penetrating voice, the tune tends to
    be~ome monotonous. Side one is comp[...]a slow rock number with a clumsy up
    tempo towards the end that doesn't really come off.
    Side two commences with "Heavy Hammer" which returns
    to the Alice Cooper style and displays the better qualities
    of Silverhead. This is followed[...], Claudette, Rock out" and "This
    ain't a Parody". The final track is the title track and has
    some subtle rythm changes that add a touch of originality
    to the L.P. This is probably the quality most lacking in the
    rest of the L.P. But why should we accept a reasonable[...]B.S. THE NZs TOP[...]THE .[...]RADIO

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    with British group Stone the Crow, the worst of which was ALL YOUR
    the freak death of guitarist Les Harvey, Maggie Bell[...]NEEDS
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    powerhouse voice in the style of Janis Joplin. Perhaps
    Influenced by earlier lack of recording success Maggie has
    opted to replace the raucous blues/rock backing of Stone[...]BEER'S WINES
    the Crows with a mellow sophisticated sound provided by
    New York session men. As to be expected the production is
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    rocking with Stone the Crows to this mellow bluesy, almost
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    Her version of "After Midnight" is adequate but the ALL RESERVATIONS 68-059 .
    original >and the cover by DereK and the Dominos>are
    infinitely better. The whole L.P. is restrained and tasteful,[...]
    [...]ight in Wellington but that didn't deterOsibisa ·The Stage door opened once more and they walked[...]feeb~ponse trom
    the happy folk from leaving their fireside and swarming out; the seven of them, one by one, to receive a deafening[...]:
    into the Town Hall to see Osibisa in ~ction.[...]called "The Dawn", a piece I enjoyeLI above all others.[...]were still pouring in while some poor They began the song by very cleverly imitating bird and[...]African music. Many of their songs are
    bastard at the door was trying to persuade the line of ' animal calls of the native bush and , with all of them beating westernised which is a pity.
    optimists without tickets that the Town Hall couldn't on their drums, they provided[...]them. that by the time they finished the Town Hall was really Musically the drummer was part.icularly good and I could[...]say the same for the bongo player. The organist was
    I eventually made it to my seat and[...]fascinating to watch: his mouth oeing the main feature
    "Section" a local Wellington group move on to the stage They proved an extremely versatile group and the.
    and proceed to entertain us in the interim. Entertain us frequency of timi,ngs chang[...]As I couldn't have been further hack from the stage, seated
    they did playing such numbers as "W[...]wearing but certainly nothing spectacular in the vein of Ian
    from the lead singer I)ennis Mason dropping his[...]ere There is no other word that cou lLI Llescrihe the audience
    very professional.[...]i\11 in all a good show which certainly gave the audience[...]over n!llch 1o tl'1e cro.wd; somet imes to the detriment of the ·
    guy ye lled out "O.K. we give up, what is it". The Stage In abou 1 three numbers they played th ey a ~kcd the music: but this is prcferabiL: to Ihe sort of show where the
    door opened . . . a gt.y appeared, then disappeared. What audience to join in, after providing the word s to chant. The performer ignores his audience; e.g. Joe Cocke[...]programme of stud ent travel to the Pacific area this summ er[...]The major highlight is another Pacific cruise followi[...]the suc cess of last summers. The cruise (Pandoc ' 74) will[...]Fiji. Both cost $180.00 with the first departing 27[...]November (ANOU I) and the second 11 December (ANOU[...]will give up wtien
    you take her the freshest[...]accommodation etc once you are there. Later in the year[...]detaifs of the work camp in Fiji will be available.[...]So if you want to travel to the Pacific see your STB office[...]
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    THE FIRST NIGHT OF 'PYGMALION': Richard Huggett[...]characters are invo lved and t hey are The play is w ell presented with the stage manager again[...]he rril Cooper and doing a good job. The change of Directors do es not seem to
    This play involves th..: -s tory be hind the writing of and the Barry • Woods. Obviously this provides a co n siderable
    background to the production of C e orge lkrnard Sha w's[...]have unduly disturbed the standard of production. An[...]nte llege nt comedy which, mayb e, will appeal to the more
    celebrated play, 'Pygmalian' . The ..:c ntral dwractcrs art.:[...]cultivate, but ver y e ntertaining non e-the-less.
    Shaw himself, an d the two fe aturl~ ac tor s in th..: original[...]ll:llllL' of th e gamL' in this produ ct io n and the[...],·hortling. Cc: nainl y so me knowkdge of the co nt c mpt:r y[...]ould bL' a t; reat aid to undn standin g some o f the
    Shavian anL'nlotes. but the mans t:go ti st i..:a l humour[...]h\J· instan..:..: the night before the np..:ning ni g ht Shaw sent a[...]'"lkr,·'s a c.> uplc of tiL .d~ o the first night· >ring a friend ,[...](with the support of O.E. 11 Arts council)[...]Mrs l'atrick Clmpbell was the most cx tr <JVa!!e nt actrt•ss o f
    the time and Shaw pursued one of his famed romancL'S.[...]nf th..: last al't or- mana ge rs of the c·ra. OwJIL'r of hi s own[...]
    [...]Just a stomach on the floor.[...](or the le.Jgtb" :.vP.I·~ people wili go to i•Jr a[...]·Jim set the library all alight.[...]Of ~.:our se he stayed to see the show,[...]t , determined to· maintain a 'rural' quality in the The flames leapt up with hungJy roar[...]And BARBECUED the UPPER floor!
    central area, and u[...]garden The anguished screams that rent the air
    alongside the clocktower. But then, perhaps you may have seen h[...]And first to go- the Journal crowd.[...]c this ''Boomer" funeral pyne
    In the middle of the Square? We find we may sit upon the grass Jlis. inf,~rno[...]But I digress~ you'll miss the point.
    With lettuce in his hair.[...]utroasteth al)y joint.
    I said to the bear: A,go[...]s bear with lettuce in his hair ,
    ln the middle of that space, Dreams to renew the City's heart,
    Though cars went hell[...]But now the melting pot's o'erflowed,
    For, he will tell to you the story of And you can sit upon the road,
    How, many moons ago,[...]r dead.
    Came st'fuggling through the snow
    Wnh worried looks and alpen[...]lt can't relieve the strains and stresses.
    What concerned the.m yet more deeply, Environment's a place to live,
    The citizens were lost.[...]ere was an island! To the recesses uf t.he Square,[...]yu ur match worth
    (An island in the Square?) Softly '[...]' calling,
    This was Elysium -and the start Ere the early dews be falling,[...]m New Plymouth.
    To spark off all the planner's art. You may mee[...]Right now they're swotting with the worms ...
    That it was ever there?).

    Surprise! Surprise I The citizens[...]The rest applied science~students all
    That solace to the spirit brings,[...]interpret Prof. Ratt's call.
    In the name of progress, their Iamp was never lit.[...]The Moral of this sad tale true-[...]es to start -
    On ragged edges of the Square.

    No wonder bear's been sorrowing,
    Wond'ring what the morn would bring ..
    A concrete f[...]fy bower.
    (He's had to put it in the tower!). Much to his Mum's[...]ris ate himself one day.
    I said to the bear: He[...]is face .
    Stupendous things are on the way, " We can't have t[...]d."
    . And place where 'X' will·mark the spot But even as he spoke h[...]d then his thighs
    That's worthy of the name of .. . "BEAR".' Hi[...]
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    FOR THE BEST DEAL IN[...]"Maybe at epee" was the rallying cry for the Massey team of Ross,
    Well, we finally managed to represent Massey at a tournament (the Paul and Doug. After a short debate, Doug and Ross faced The holidays began in dastardly fashion for the soccer world when
    men that is, as the girls all opted for a holiday instead)! The scene opponents first before handing the one epee over to Paul. It was felt Vie told us[...]untain frogs in reply to our continuous pleas
    was the Wellington Province Senior Teams Tournament, May[...]ndeniable talent for destroying blades (10 in
    and the competition consisted of teams from Wellington Sw[...]faced his opponent from Vie. The blade split. Our opponents were However the next week the first team pissed over Havelock North
    Dryburgh, a[...]would have been
    & E. Somehow we had to water down the senior competition in at[...]so they d·id manage to win overall. The fact that it required a much
    least one team! Our team represented the scale from junior to harder hit than us[...]. At this point we fumbled a couple .into the net. On the whole it wasn't too bad.
    senior, so we needed all the help we could get. withdrew from the competition. mucl{ annoyed. We were even more[...]no possibility of A feature of that game was the way Brian Saunders played like a
    Our first opponent was Vie Swords. We did take 4 bouts of 9 but the manufacturer's replacing wh~t was obviously a def[...]man possessed after having already played for the third team!
    that doesn't make for ·a victory. It[...]ds will want to forget their game as they allowed the fourths
    Massey the win. Just one more hit in time for either of them[...]to humiliate them. The deciding factor in this otherwise balanced
    ~ve sw[...]game was that Kirkland was in goal for the thirds.
    While the record was pretty dismal, there were good perform[...]ame Wellington. Swords, stiff competition indeed. The Massey Paul is definitely out of his junior grade[...]On Saturday Massey played Glen Carron in the local bottom of the
    team only managed to win 3 bouts out of 9. Every member of our the foil. Doug's foil work had little enougl1 to reco[...]a decisive, brilliant, and ego-tripping
    team beat the same member of theirs while losing to the New day. However, he did put in good performances[...]0 victory. What larks!
    Zealand Master of Arms and the New Zealand Foil Champ. Once national sabre finalist. "Too bad there's no record of moral
    again there was the possibility of winning the match as match points victories," he says. As· for epee we just grit our teeth at the mention Stan Braaksma playing like a man with[...]t was not to be. of the thing, for the moment. Next time we'll have to watch Ross front of his nqse controlled the ball - motored 50 yards, slotted an[...]more carefully to see what he's doing. The upcoming North Island incisive pass to Lurch who predictably fumbled it into the net. The
    To top things off, our worst performance was against 0 &[...]game was over bar the showers!
    help Anderson turned out to be! It must have been a good day for
    him. Indeed, he managed to beat the New Zealand Master of Arms Club members please note that there will be a tournament in P.N. The thirds scratched up a brilliant team only to· be pipped at the
    that day. Was it just a fluke? Anderson denies it[...]I.
    witnesses from Massey to state their opinion. The score indicated they can do with a blade June 22,[...]om that nothing happened.
    with us in any case, as the Massey team managed to finish dead last.[...]have a glass or two before
    returning for sabre in the afternoon. Our Club Captain, Paul, with a
    glas,; in each hand, was working at bolstering moral during the[...]After a tlucc-wcck layoff in which the racing correspondents forgot[...]After the phenomenal (and astounding) success of last terms[...]picking, the correspondents have seen the light and are determined[...]pbn to start. the term off with this weeks special; Blue Raider in the[...]h race at Manawatu. lt may be necessary to nobble the other[...]In the third race at Manawatu , Ugucssium selects Ro-een[...]st:1rt failure was at Wanganui, where the track didn't suit it, was its[...]Bl."u Streak is selected in the sixth race as the track is expected to[...]I<>Jl trainer and jockey, respect.ivcly on the Manawatu course.
    varsity, see lvan Johnstone[...]' race eight, the second leg, Mr Dan is c:-.pectcd to come right or.
    · at the Fitzherbert[...]Avenue Branch of
    the BNZ[...]like cheque and savings
    lvan knows the sort of money[...]NZ services that
    pleased to give you all the assistance[...]The great thi11g about these is their flexibility. Yo[...]or a few days, to tide you over a rough spot till the
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    things out over the years you're at varsity.[...]And just by the way, there's another good reason for banking
    with the Bank of New Zealand-it's the only trading bank
    wholly owned by the pevple of New Zealand.
    Call at the B NZ 0:1-campus office and fix up a time for[...]I and Trendsetter in the McGregor Grant Steeple, the[...]Hop. and the Visitors Hcp. respectively. Sir Stanley should[...]Awapuni, bypassing the local meeting, and Trendsetter is an[...]coming sprinter, a fact reflected by its rise in the weights.[...]
    [...]The Exoricist has arrived to cast fear and[...]terror in to the hearts of the superstitious[...]The film features magnificent examples of[...]the film industry's technical skills.[...]perhaps the most impressive.[...]Outside the theatre the local Teen
    usage of the killer weed marijuqna gave the[...]40% had tried the drug and only 25%[...]pamphlets and offered to explain the film[...]ter seeing this horse out in a paddock of to the confused masses. Unfortunately[...]generally attributed to the number of clean fresp. grass one cou[...]think that Messrs Rata and Walding had the fact that none of them have, or will,[...]before rushing home to their truly run the horse out. One week later see it; too da[...]study holes. It appears that the silent Hugh Watt announced that anothe[...]also the case at, Massey. Perish the thought.[...]worried that some of the other cabinet[...]ministers may break down in the near[...]ile publicly claiming penury he
    lampooned .The Listener, his major source[...]~
    of income, via the vehicle of a capping
    magazine, Masskerade,[...]Latest news to· hit the culture scene states
    editor as "lan Crass"[...]that the Maori lack of education does not[...]stem from his inability to understand the
    he is using The Listener as a vehicle to[...]The Government has now spent thousands[...]schools in the hope that it will give them
    recently confided to the CHAFF editor[...]e cultural identity and may help them
    that the reasons for the dearth of sales of[...]tandards.
    this years Masskerade lay not in the -.[...]The news from the big North reports a
    product but in the poor promotion and[...]Maoris used the Maori language ;argument
    Brian Gilchris[...]season on the track, usually running well The inference seemed to be that they could


    ••• on the outside, Cabinet Ministers Joe exten[...]....

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